50 Wittiest Parenting Memes About the 'Joys' of Raising Tiny Little Humans (November 3, 2023)

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    Font - Satirical Mommy @Satirical Mommy SATIRICAL MOMMY 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when you're supposed to be mad
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    Font - My kid telling me what he did at school: @satiricalmommy STUFF gif-finder.com
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    Bathtub - MOMMY WISHES HER METABOLISM WORKED AS FAST AS HER ANXIETY
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    Forehead - Leggings Stretchy leggings High-waisted stretchy leggings High-waisted stretchy legging with POCKETS @themommymemeoirs
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    Forehead - when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
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    Glasses - Me: Why don't I have any mom friends Also me at school drop-off, pick-up, sport events, fundraisers, etc.
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    Furniture - Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap
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    Hair - When my kid tells me I'm the meanest mom ever. @humorandwine pretends to be hurt*
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    Forehead - Me taking credit for my kid's best qualities @cerealonthefloor
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    Forehead - Do you look at your man like this? Naw I look at him like this
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    Smile - How I look when I've forgotten your name and I see you walking towards me. @jacana_mommy
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    Smile - Kid: Mom, can I do your hair and makeup? Me: No. Kid: You'll be able to take a nap. Me *45 mins later: @jacana_mommy
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    Clothing - Telling my kids about my childhood when they start complaining about not having enough screen time My kids: Me: <May/> @thedevelopernem - You've told us this story many times. 21 - And you'll hear it again!
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    Glasses - Me on my way to pick up my kid from a birthday party, hoping they're waiting outside like we talked about. @jacana_mommy @jacana_mommy
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    Glasses - My kid: Amy's mom lets her do whatever she wants. Me: So. @jacana_mommy
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    Font - me: breathing my teen: @jacana_mommy
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    Forehead - Me debating ever letting my family back into our home after spending the day cleaning. @jacana_mommy
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    Tableware - When your toddler is already acting up as you board your plane. CAMPA @jacana_mommy The seated passengers
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    Arm - Loud movie Atomic bomb Marching band Mom lays down
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    Forehead - My kid, when I say, "Stop, you're gonna get hurt!" 66 10 seconds later... @dose todassy Splash New
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    Tableware - Tonic WHEN YOU FIND A LONG-LOST SIPPY CUP THAT HAD MILK IN IT.
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    Eyelash - WHEN ANOTHER PARENT SAYS, "MY KID WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" BOL FB/ALYCEONEWORD
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    Forehead - When you tell your kid it's bedtime but your husband tells him he can have 5 more minutes (I'll kill you.) @stamfordmommy
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    Car - When you're a Stay at home mom and daddy walks through the door.
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    Font - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY GET QUIET
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    Handwriting - SOME PAYS YOU EAT SALADS AND GO TO THE GYM, SOME DAYS YOU EAT CUPCAKES AND REFUSE TO PUT ON PANTS. its called balance.
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    Font - I LOVE THE PARENTS TEACHING THEIR TODDLERS JAPANESE WHILE I'M OVER HERE JUST TRYING TO GET MINE TO STOP LICKING THE REFRIGERATOR.
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    Rectangle - ✈FP I thought I was just really tired, but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now. freshlypicked.com
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    Rectangle - BATHROOM BREAK THEY WILL FIND YOU. howtobeadad.com DAD
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    Outerwear - Everyone knows "the chair"
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    Nose - This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my pajamas. ROTTENECARDS USER CARD
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    Font - AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ALL WANT OUR CHILDREN TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY... AND TO GO GO BED EARLY SO WE CAN EAT JUNK FOOD AND WATCH GROWN-UP SHOWS IN PEACE. A REAL DADASS
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    Font - Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
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    Font - I'D LOVE TO BE A PINTEREST MOM BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M MORE OF AN AMAZON PRIME TYPE OF MOM LOVEFROMTHEOVEN.COM
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    Organism - According calculations, loads of laundry a day and my family doesn't wear any clothes for 2 weeks, I may just get caught up. @mommyneedsalife to my if I do 3
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    Water - Parent: Please try not to get any water outside the tub. Kid: @HowToBeADad
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    Wood - I USED TO SEE THIS AS AN INNOCENT LITTLE SHARPIE Sharpie Chisel Tip BUT AS A MOM, I NOW KNOW IT IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION DOUBLE the batch
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    Facial expression - WHEN PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS TELL ME THEY'RE EXHAUSTED
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    Font - When you fake sleep to help your toddler sleep. Then you wake from a 4 hour nap Mum problems
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    Font - It's not difficult to take care of a child. It's difficult to do anything else while taking care of a child. Julianne Moore
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    Font - Texting another mom... I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    Forehead - Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times
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    Facial expression - Oh, excuse me. Today you don't like bananas? I'm sorry, I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday
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    Organism - Resolute Dr. Nerd @hermanntrude I see my job as a father as similar to that of a good DM in dungeons and dragons... Make the characters suffer enough to tell a good story but don't let them actually die 11:55 AM - 6/17/20 - Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - What is it like to be a parent? Imagine you are straining to carry every single grocery bag and someone tosses you a priceless vase. Also, the kitchen is on fire.
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    Facial expression - When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like: @realtoughdad
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    Vertebrate - Toddler screaming while throwing a tantrum for not getting their way Me screaming back to establish dominance
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    Chin - Husband: how were the kids today? Me:
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    Sleeve - ME: YOU WILL NOT DUMP YOUR DINNER ON THE FLOOR! MY TODDLER: VIS Don't believe me, just watch! Accidental Super Mom
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    Car - When you're trying to have a conversation with another adult and your kid is behind you like: D @LearningWithLori

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