40 Memes That Itch What Needs to be Scratched

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Nov 6, 2023 10:00 PM EST

There's something so satisfying about scratching an itch. You had a problem; you glided your fingernails against said problem, and now the problem is solved. Sure, it might not always solve the root issue, but it makes you feel better, and you deserve to feel better than you do right now! I feel this way about picking a giant booger out of my nose. I'm sorry, but if you claim to always blow your nose for any crystalized snot that lives in your nasal canal, you're a dirty liar. If God didn't want us to pick our noses in the comfort of our own homes, why do our fingers look like this? 

I did not mean for this to turn into a pro-picking-your-nose manifesto. Your fingers can do a lot for you, like scrolling through a compelling list of funny memes that have very little to do with bodily functions. 

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  • 01
    When you're the world's biggest candy magnate despite killing a couple kids and countless OSHA violations. Wonks
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    The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out
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    When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
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    When you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer and your mom is pulling up the driveway made with mematic WAY
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    Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?? Me: I was there when it was written
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    Me having a conversation on the phone with mum ang ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
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    Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 this is like the time i got a new label maker + BIG MOUNTAIN 5:41 AM 11/10/20 Twitter for iPhone ● :
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    Tell me the truth...I'm...I'm ready to hear it. No, I don't think I will All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Richard Dawkins when he created the word "meme" in 1976 ENCHAN DER T I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet ENCHA UNDER but your kids are gonna love it.
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    Pour milk in a bowl 2 Add Kellogg's Chocos sorry i dont speak wrong 80
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    Spongebob thinking of a name for his pet snail h e will be gary!
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    Me waiting for the hot water to come out in the shower
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    Me when the hibachi chef throws a shrimp in my mouth @cabbagecatmemes
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    dan chamberlain @amfmpm pov you are a couple potato chips 9:16 PM - Jun 2, 2021. Twitter for iPhone ENTERING 27 EST. Sandwich SPEED LIMIT 40 2,346 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 39.5K Likes 1637
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    when you wake up extra early and make breakfast for your mum without her knowing SURPRISE MOTHER
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    Looks like this pigeon had a pretty intense phone call 362 * k.k * *K
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    기
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    Beavers when they find a river @isuckatflyfishing Why are you running? REAL
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    When you accidentally hurt your sibling and frantically apologize before your mom finds out
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    This guy looks like he's on his way to go sign the Duck-laration of Independence.
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    Watching my food heat up in the microwave
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    2. expiredwater: ok OK Click OK to ok.
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    When the robber stabs you but you are in the living room
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    When a deaf person wins an auction i've won...... but at what cost?
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    When the Duracell starts to die: More power, rabbit! @comic facts_marvel_dc
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    When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look..
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    when you try to pull the sheets up and your hand slips 夕 80 rudy mustang
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    Kids: *start opening presents Christmas morning* Dads ready for the wrapping paper: In the bag.
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    It's good to see Napoleon and Pedro are still friends
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    HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN TO THE YEAR I WAS BORN 95 @bipolarmommi
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    come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
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    when the FaceTime connects
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    You heard of Panic! At The Disco, now get ready for 16.99 SYIKES in the yard M2 2 COUNT ORANGE LIGHT BULBS Diameter: 2.4 inch Length: 41 inch
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    When fat people show up to Walmart and there's no electric scooters CHI
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    Me: Throw my ball into the crowd after winning the game Everyone else at the bowling alley:
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    Millennials trying to send a text without adding lol at the end
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    NO NEED TO PANIC A IT'S JUST A STAGE I AM GOING THROUGH
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    A good pirate never takes another person's property! You are without a doubt, the worst pirates I've ever heard of
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    This snake looks like it just escaped Shawshank
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    nurse: sir... you've been in a coma since 2005 me: O RLY? dubstep4dads
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