29 Memes That Keep On Keepin' On

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    YOU KNOW THAT THING INSIDE YOUR HEAD THAT KEEPS YOU FROM EURKY THOUGHTS AND JONES SAYING STUFF YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T? YEAH, MINE'S BROKEN!
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    I don't know their musical style, but I'd buy this album
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    My blanket when I try to find long side at 3am
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    Heard that baking soda will clean the oven. Hope this works Varem be Coca ATER be TEXT
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    Feel guilty about throwing your kids artwork away? Just gift it to a grandparent and make them do it. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
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    The car driving behind me: 21
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    lizzie @lizbeth_ellen Told my Dad I ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend..so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that I stole and replaced with water when I was 16... life really does come back to bite u in the
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    HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET REINCARNATED ON PLANET EARTH EVER AGAIN PLEASE I CAN NOT DO THIS AGAIN OMFG ALCHEMYINCTAROT.COM @alchemy.inc @alchemyinctarot | @avalon Ash
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    Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don't know how they got home last night. There's no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison. 4:21 PM 12/29/18 Twitter for iPad ●
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    The McFind Out $15
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    I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a singer/songwriter. Or sew it seams.
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    When you find yourself walking through the valley of the shadow of death and realize you can't trust Google Maps
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    just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon
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    I didn't have time to jog this morning. It's a running joke. You say that every day.
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    me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch boredpanda.com
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    Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
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    POV: Driving to work in Monday morning traffic and questioning all your life decisions
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    Plants outside Plants at home "mmm, concrete. "Is this tap water? cozy" I'm allergic"
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    In the News After Being Spotted Eating Sugarcane, Baby Elephant Tries To Hide Behind A Light Pole by IA O November 18, 202004 «
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    Kieran Snyder 3rd+ CEO @Textio 1d. Ⓒ Guy at airport, seeing my laptop sticker: Do you work for Textio? Me: I do. Guy: That's awesome, I'm super good friends with your CEO. Me: Oh yeah? Guy: Yeah we used to work together. Awesome dude. Me: I'll tell him you said hi! 17,730 . Like Comment 1,038 comments Share
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    Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough. 100 Timer 00000 J@narocito
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    Casey Zinkievich @C_Zinkiev Went on a date with a guy I really like. I dressed nice, did my hair, gave him an extensive 30 minute lecture on coelacanths, yet I haven't heard from him the only thing I can think of is perhaps I did not provide enough information on coelacanths?? Fish people pls advise
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    AskAubry @ask_aubry Hi Walmart, mushrooms Unavailable I don't think will work. ANGUARD CTION Tampax Pearl Tampons, with LeakGuard 18 SUPER PLUS Braid, Super Plus Absorbency, Unscented, 18 Ct TAMPAX PEARL 25.9¢/ea Qty 1 Substitution Whole White Mushrooms, 16 oz $4.67 $4.67 ea $4.67 $4.67 ea
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    EARTH EASTER ISLAND STONEHENGE WASHINGTON DC
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    Honey, can you take the chicken out of the fridge and let it rest for 40 minutes with some onions, pepper, and beer? I'll be home in less than an hour ;-) I'll take care of it! Thank you, you're the best Done!!!!
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    its that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads
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    The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate. The Devil's Daughter
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    SCIENCE IS Science Is Fun @sciencefunn FUN THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN 25,915,000,000 71 million years x 365 days per year DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENT
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    when u get home drunk af and remember u have leftovers 320
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