35 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (December 17, 2023)

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    HOW DO I PUT THIS? BEA YOU WILL NEVER "SLEEP IN AGAIN.
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    Me at 4 am changing my baby's diaper:
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    Anti-vax moms: I don't vaccinate my kids, vaccines cause au sm Measles, flu and tuberculosis:
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    On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance.
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    WHEN YOU WANT YOUR TODDLER TO BOND WITH YOUR NEWBORN AND ALSO WANT YOUR NEWBORN TO SURVIVE YOUR TODDLER.
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    The breastmilk was superb and the service was amazing! I'll definitely be dining here again.
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    Late night breastfeeding sessions be like... GET IN LOSER. WE'RE GOING ONLINE SHOPPING.
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    My Husband: I am ready for another baby Me: HELLO BIRD BOX
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    Meghan and Harry after birth. Vs. Me and my husband after birth.
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    moms off to comfort a crying baby while their spouse snores their a ; off HC_fandoM @kiss_my_memes
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    Parents showing off their newborns like
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    ME AFTER TRYING TO MOVE THE CAR SEAT INTO THE OTHER CAR.
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    My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless n ples
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    NEW PARENT: PARENTING WILL BE EASY 010
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    Them: What are you doing for New Year's Eve? Me and my husband: @mom_ontherocks @maryfairyboberry
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    When you were snug as a bug in a rug and now you are out flapping bout like a trout...
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    Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Just heard the mom of a newborn tell her crying baby "it's ok, we're figuring it out... we're just on day 8" and honestly I'm on day 3,654 and I'm still figuring it out.
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    "When's the last time you had a decent night's sleep?" Me: -6.0 24Hz 5/2 70/1
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    SIBLINGS SCREAMING... BEAUTY DOORBELL RINGS... MUSIC BLASTING... MOM TRIES TO EAT, SLEEP, OR DRINK COFFEE... ADORABLE
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    AsKateWould Havelt @KateWould Havelt When you tell a struggling parent to "enjoy every moment" it's like telling someone with a migraine to "be thankful they have a head" and neither is helpful okay
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    The moment your newborn is sleeping and you wonder if it's possible to take a nap, in the shower, while eating your breakfast.
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    The look of disappointment when you find out people are panick buying all the baby wipes and you just want your but cleaned
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    Whenever someone gives me and my wife unsolicited parenting advice the 3rd.dad
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    People who have newborns at professional photoshoots 3 days after birth: the biggest item on my to-do list was still just trying to make it through a postpartum What is your sorcery?
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    When dad helps out at bath time MOM BETUD dad
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    I wanted to relax today & then I remembered... I'm a mum. It was a cute thought. FANS
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    Please, sleep ated Wake up, I miss you.
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    Me: "I'm going to get so much work done after my baby sleeps" Me after my baby sleeps:
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    My ovaries anytime I see a baby Come to me my little angel muffin.
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    *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC
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    Me thinking of my unborn child every time I see baby sneakers
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    danielle thom @Danielle_J_Thom ... if *I* were a baby with no appointments or responsibilities, I would simply not wake up at 5.45am
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    YOUR BABY IN THE MORNING AFTER GIVING YOU A SLEEPLESS NIGH
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    AX Have a baby they said...... It'll be fun they said......
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    me: i have baby fever so bad! omg I want a baby!! *experiences a pregnancy symptom* me:

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