'Let's try this again': 20 Worst Dating App Bios and Profiles

Who hasn't come across a bizarre dating app profile in this day and age? It is an unfortunate part of contemporary culture that when we have to resort to re-downloading the apps in order to "put ourselves out there," that means we also have to be bombarded with cringeworthy, creepy, and straight-up odd profile descriptions. It used to be that only certain apps attracted these kinds of weirdos, but they're just everywhere at this point. People aren't even masking their controversial opinions, prior relationship drama, and demeaning preferences online anymore. Whatever happened to at least saving that information until a later date? 

I guess on the flip side, one might as well want to know the good, the bad, and the ugly before grabbing that first drink. So I guess it's worth thanking these strange singletons for their honesty because now we can just swipe "No" and stay home instead. Keep scrolling below for this collection of worst dating app bios compiled from this r/AskReddit thread. When you're done, check out this compilation of employees who didn't make it to the end of the first shifts.

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