30 Punny Memes That Deserve a Groan

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    You can tell if ant's gender by putting it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats,
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    Dads 8 hrs- asked a question in A Bunch of My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do? 0106 Like Reply Answer 389 Answers Share Ground him until he conducts himself properly He's out of line, but he's right
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    I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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    david malki ! @malki a croque madame speaks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that's called passing the béchamel test 13:17 2/21/22. Tweetbot for iOS .
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    Messages ID Help Center So you are Dav now? *Dav Hello, I'm David. I lost my ID today near central park. Edit Listen here, you little st
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    "Do you have any siblings?" "Just a half-brother."
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    I wanted to post this just in case JUST
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    DID YOU KNOW THAT JAR JAR HAS A BROTHER WHO IS A FAMOUS AUTHOR? O DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WHO IS HE? JOR JOR WELL.
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    BradtheCurator @BradtheCurator They're currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date. Apparently it's a real... shindig. 7:44 AM 13 Jul 21 Twitter for Android ● . 36 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 257 Likes
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    Pun hub What are your plans for today? And after that? Me and a friend are going to buy some glasses IG: @PunHubOnline And after that we'll see
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    The CEO of IKEA was elected as the Prime Minister of Sweden Really? What's he doing now? Assembling his cabinet
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    a practical becoming master guide to a true pun 1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good. 2. say every pun that occurs to you. i'm so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying. 3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.) 4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty t
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    miss emily+ @emily_dawnxo i've started investing in stocks... first chicken, then beef, and now vegetable. i know it's risky, but i know one day it'll pay off & i'll be a bouillonaire 8:50 AM 2021-07-05 Twitter for iPhone ... 3,934 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 19.5K Likes
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    It probably took a good year or two to make this table...
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    Pun hub Tonight has been amazing, we should have dinner again. IG: @PunHubOnline Thanks, but i'm full.
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    who named them kegels and not puss ups
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    what do you call a dictionary on drugs If you say addictionary I swear to god I will cut you I was gonna say 'high definition' but yours is better
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    Dylan ruined the moment Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow. Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.
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    [-] 8Bitcarrot 4857 points 15 hours ago* Dad: what are you drinking, son? Son: Soy Milk Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre
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    This is wrong on so many levels WRONG Wimb WRONG WRONG WRONG
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    This needs to be reposted.
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    A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger worry... ...I'll return. impressions. But don't
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    This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland It's a palm tree. I hate you.
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    Never yell into one of these. You'll strain your voice.
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    dailybadjokes: I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa. Source: dailybadjokes 11,786 notes LI
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    When you and your friend won't stop telling each other awful puns
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    When you plug in your phone and it doesn't make that sound Are you really in charge here?
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    Tapes had side A and side B so it's only logical that their successor would be the CD.
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    Reese Witherspoon Reese Withoutherspoon

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