30 Witty Memes Capturing the Trials and Errors of Modern Dating (February 15, 2024)

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    Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "My illness is chronic but my are iconic" Therapist: "No"
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    j @Jared Hixx do u ever zone out but ur aware that you zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in 2/10/18, 1:28 AM 8,844 Retweets 32.5K Likes 27
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    maddy fellows @mabbylmao ... sorry i was weird last night. it was to move the plot forward
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    caleb hearon @calebsaysthings last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.
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    Andy Tran 9h- Realizing that my landlord is living (my) paycheck to (my) paycheck is insane. Andy Tran One time I sent rent later in the evening on the 1st and he complained because the bank overdrafted him on his mortgage payment. The Andy Tran I am the main breadwinner in my landlord's family
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    One thing about me: I'ma screenshot restaurants, outfit ideas, sneakers, memes, book titles, articles, jewelry, websites etc "just in case I forget" and never look at them again.
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    BIG MULA @1jiare So my girl almost died 3 times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't listen. Now I'm irritated. Phillepe Miller @philmillerz The male version of "you cheated in my dream"
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    cey @psuedocidal 4 years ago this month i went on a 3 day long tinder date with this goth where we did a lot of drugs and drove 3 hours to fort myers and slept on a beach and then i dropped her off, at her request, the mental hospital back in town and never heard from her again
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    Katie D @KatieDeal99 When I was younger I really imagined adult me having a cooler hobby than binge watching tv shows www
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    Joel Wade @Wahday44 When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.
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    Sorry I didn't text back, I was on TikTok watching a movie in 32 separate parts.
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    My ex-boyfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all his friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine his surprise when they all disagreed.
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    tony @tony_ferraro7 whenever i feel my anxiety getting worse i drink a big coffee and go on social media so i can try for a new high score
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    When i drunk text you, Don't text me the next morning and ask me what I ment, i am just as confused as you are.
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    Let me drink about it and get back to you.
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    Can we organise a summit to teach parents about emojis Dad My lips @chnsa__ are sealed 12:14 2 hot take: parents actually use emojis the way they're meant to be used
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    tim @flatgel Had a date yesterday. Couldn't find the cafe and walked around the same intersection for 7ish minutes. Found it, went in, introduced myself and apologized for being late and she said "it's okay, I saw you walking around lost and just wanted to see how long it would take you."
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    Patches @mostly_cheese ... Instead of "sorry for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "apologies for the oversight," write "if you're so perfect why don't you fucken do it."
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    Me trying to make sure he still loves me every 5 minutes I am literally obsessed with you Are you sure you like me? he's gonna abandon me
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    It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over
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    ava! @F41rygirl You delete his number, mute him on insta, block on twitter... only for him to turn up in your dream??????????????????
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    Amy A @lolennui Whew, call me a Boeing 737 cause I'm barely holding it together
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    Dylan Farella @dfarella Before social media, you could just forget that someone completely existed. Good times.
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    My ex once said they could not live without me and I recently found out that they are still alive More lies.
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    huntigula @huntigula iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while u sleep *next morning* iPhone: I couldn't do it bro. just didn't feel right. vibe was off
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    Shafeeq @Y2SHAF my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst
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    Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey A bath has everything: warmth, nudity, sitting down
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    carl marks @whoreby_parker happy phone in bed sunday to those who celebrate
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    alyssa @tamaranians Maybe its just the generation z in me but how did people burn CDs? Like how did you just get a blank CD and put songs on it? Friendly Fat Hottie @TeriAmour There are people alive that don't know how to burn CDs. I'm old. þ
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    sauce @jimbobrays_ Follow dating as a 28 year old is so hard bc if i date older women they say stuff like "doggo" and "adulting" and if i date younger women they tell me i'm in my dilf era

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