35+ Memes That Are Always On My Mind

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    GAST www G imgflip.com WINDOWS 11 IS STABLE NOW www M "FREE UPGR.. www. G WE ADDED NEW FEATURES
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    Child Support No ntials I adopted the neighborhood stray cat. My neighbors cat got her pregnant. Woke up to this.
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    molly os @molly_OS1 Turning your serious traumatic events into funny stories >>>>> the text man @ultrafinesse sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone staring at me weird
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    *learns about NASA Moon landing in school* "Don't you mean Neil Armstrong DISCOVERED the Moon?" "No, the Moon's always been there. That would be stupid." "Tell me again about Christopher Columbus."
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    Mac os: Can you install this 5 year old program? Nooooo, i can't! this program is too old! Windows: Can you install this 25 year old program? Yes, i can! Installing... done! Linux can you install this 25 year old program it's already installed
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    Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze "Just act normal-" my good sir, we are flying through space at over a million. miles an hour. our planet is lit by a billion-mile-wide fireball, one of billions in our galaxy. normal isn't a thing. be weird and unruly. you're free. 2:40 PM - 2022-06-09 Twitter Web App 200 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 893 Likes
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    I am 45. Can I still play video games? I'm 71. John Stone. June 26 Bears the curse of longevity. Q My cognitive and reflex skills are sharper due to video games. My doctor told me that brain surgeons play them to stay sharp, and my doc is no liar. I go to word games with my morning coffee. Driving games and shooters are great for reflexes and I have found some very intelligent RPGs out there with great story lines. As a matter of fact, I logged almost 300 hours on Skyrim...until I took an arrow
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    vineyille @vineyille "Want to see something cool?" I turn my mouse sensitivity up to 6 and struggle to click the OK button. "Whoa she's buckin' like a bronco" 10:40 AM 2016-05-27 Twitter Web Client . • 6,800 Retweets 67 Quote Tweets 21.5K Likes
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    medieval kings really were like "that's my emotional support silly little guy"
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    NORMAL HOROSCOPES @NORMALHOROSCOPE YOU CAN RUN DOOM ON 16,039,018,500 CRABS Ethan Mollick @emollick - 23h Scientists have also successfully built logic gates by using swarms of soldier crabs. It takes about 80 to operate a logic gate, and there are 8 logic gates in a byte, so 640,000 crabs can be used to store a single tweet. Wh... Show this thread intimidation plates screen ust Soldier Crab Ball Gate gates path: 100 mm egio Gunji shiyama ment of Earth and Planetary Sciences Iniversity 57-8501,
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    He was a horse, She was a bird, Can I make it anymore obvious♪♪ Tangeroutletmall
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    Entering a music festival @a.memeingless.life Leaving a music festival
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    It took me a minute to get this but when I did I 19
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    Odds of winning the mega lottery: 0.000000003422298% 4.5 billion people that keep buying it: So you're telling me there's a chance.
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    WHEN YOU'RE A KID, YOU DON'T REALIZE YOU'RE ALSO WATCHING YOUR PARENTS GROW UP
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    when he plays with your hair & you didn't even ask
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    LADBIBLE ⚫3-MIN READ Korea's Artificial Sun Sets World Record After Running At 100 Million Degrees For 2 Seconds [the power of the sun in the palm of my hand]
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    When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support:
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    i OREO 9GAG.COM Oreo Built A Doomsday Vault In Norway To Preserve Cookies For Future Generations Give me the coordinates Oreo
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    thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ()has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled "shrug emoji" and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
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    martin 4 @unsolvedtwt internet friends are so weird because like i know ur deepest trauma but i've never seen ur legs
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    When you use a non-stick pan, but the food still sticks to it. I'll get you for this, Pan!
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    When your crush likes your selfie THE BEST CAN HAPPEN THING THAT THA TO A POTATO
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    marty @ItsMartyHun me when I pronounce pain au chocolat like 'pan oh shohcolah' 000000
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    rachel @BUGPOSTING insane to know that there is free serotonin floating around in my brain and my receptors are like hm...none for me thanks
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    ADSHEL 20,000 crimes solved Thanks for calling BankSA Crime Stoppers 1119 Bank SA CRIME STOPPERS 1800 333000 AWKWARD MOMENTS
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    But I'm nothing without the loot boxes and microtransactions! If you're nothing without your microtransactions, then you shouldn't have them.
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    Mods are asleep post smooth food
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    What do you do when you're sad? But you're always posting memes... Post memes Yes
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    Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce - Boy, that Sam always hitting people up for money. I will chip in, because I love Tony Maguire. Sam Raimi 18:44 Hi there it's Sam Raimi the director here. I am trying to make spiderman 4 with the doctor strange budget but Kevin Fiegey has caught on and pulled the funding. Can you send me 1500 in iTunes gift card codes so I can hire Tony Maguire thanks.
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    When your custom character is in a cutscene
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    Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe My boyfriend just said "HEYYYY" and I yelled "MUST BE THE MONAYYYY" because I did not realize that he had just started a Zoom conference call. 23:03 03 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 6,435 Retweets 86.8K Likes 27 Greg @Grogdor - 6h Replying to @jennyjaffe Your response was correct. Don't even question it.
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    When someone says "haven't you eaten enough?" Ownage Pranks
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    No Context Brits @NoConte.... 6h "Must be willing to work in a fast-paced and exciting environment." The environment: 107 1884 15.6K 708K 1
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    Our cat knocked over a cup of glitter on himself and he's now the most beautiful galaxy we've ever seen
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    Him: "What are you doing?" Her: "Just sitting here in a tank top." Him: "Send me a pic." Her:

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