'He made me order off the dollar menu': 15+ Disastrous dates that went completely wrong

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    Dear Reddit: Last night, I finally went on a date with this guy who's been asking me out for the past couple of months. He took me to a weight-loss seminar. What's your "What the is this" moment in your dating history?
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    So I've known this guy for almost a year now, not really good friends or anything, more of casual acquaintances (we have a bunch of common friends and see each other from time to time, parties etc). A couple of months ago he started messaging me, first on Facebook, then by text (he got my number from a friend, he didn't ask me for it) and most of the time I responded just to be polite. He's nice enough, but not really my type.. so when he started dropping hints about 'meeting up', I just turned
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    Fast-forward to last week and he asked me out again, which IIRC is the 6th time in the past 2 months. I finally decided to at least give him a chance, cos hey what could go wrong anyway, and who knows what I'm missing and all that jazz.. Worst-case scenario it would be awkward, but we've talked more than a few times so I was thinking it can't be that bad and we could actually have a pleasant time. Date night comes and we meet up in the city after work. We have dinner; nice, cutesy Japanese place
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    take off, he really isn't my type.. but I was having a pleasant enough time and he was a total gentleman and not bad to talk to. The bill comes, and I was going to suggest a quick coffee before heading home. However, he said that there's something he'd made an appointment for us for and we need to rush off to make it in time. I was a bit intrigued and excited; was it a movie, or a show, a play (he knows I'm into theater)? So we hurry off and he took me to a high- end luxury mall with an attached
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    It was a weight-loss center. So he explains that he's part of this company (he works for them on a part- time basis as a distributor) and he wanted to introduce me to their products which would 'revolutionize' my lifestyle and make the healthier I've ever been in my entire life. (FYI I'm 5'5" and 135lbs). I was totally stunned at this point so I was just nodding like an idiot the whole time we were walking inside. He then left me with his smarmy 'teammates', who proceeded to give me an orientati
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    the part where the weight-loss products are, the smarmiest one said, "Oooh now this is what you've been waiting for, I saved the best for last!") I just sat through it because I knew that if I started to say something, I was definitely going to burst and make a spectacle of myself (there was a seminar ongoing and we were at a little table to the side). After I flat-out said that I'm not interested in any of the products and frankly don't believe that I need health supplements (I eat well and exe
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    a networking model of business where you not only sell the products, you also recruit people to sell them and they would be under your 'team', and you get a commission for every sale they make. They rhapsodized about the wonders of the product, how easy it is to sell, and how much money I could be making because they could tell I have the right kind of 'personality' and 'network' for it. Registration was 'only' $1,000, and it was consumable in products.. which I could either use or sell to get m
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    I wish I could say I flipped the table and screamed at them to themselves with their health supplements and hope they overdose on their products, but no.. right after the 'talk' I just said I should head home since it was getting a bit late. The guy actually messaged me to say that he had a good time and he hopes to see me again.. and that I would reconsider their products and the 'business opportunity'. I called some friends up and went out for drinks because supplements that's why your health
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    TL;DR Went on a date, guy brought me to weight-loss seminar, tried to sell me $1,000 worth of weight-loss products, and then tried to recruit me to join their networking business.
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    [deleted] There was a guy who had been asking me to hang out for a while and I finally said yes, he wanted to hang out at his house with his roommates so I went. He took me into the basement where there was a dirty mattress on the floor and nothing else. I ran. To this day I have no idea what it was about but I ran and never told anyone about it until now.
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    [deleted] When I was a teenager I worked at a retail store in the mall and a guy who worked a few stores down would always come in and talk to me. He was super sweet and genuine and would randomly take me to lunch/bring me coffee and the like. It was nice to just have someone to talk to and who seemed genuinely interested in me and what I had to say. He asked me on a date a few times and I always declined. I don't like the idea of dating someone who I work with/work next to (just in
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    case it goes sour) After a month or two I finally agree to go on a date with him, because good guys are hard to find! I couldn't just let him pass by. He picks me up at my house and on our way to dinner we get into a car accident. The driver's side was t-boned pretty badly and we ended up having to go to the hospital where he contacted his roommate..... who then contacted my date's girlfriend.
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    Shakin_bacon I went on a date with a guy that I met online. He told me to dress nice and that he was going to take me out for dinner. He took me to Subway, ordered a foot long teriyaki chicken sub. He looked at me and said, "I hope you like teriyaki chicken". We shared the sub in his car. Safe to say there was no second date.
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    sirdigbyckncaeser Went to pick a girl up at her house after meeting on a dating website. She seemed significantly larger than her photo, but only in the lower abdominal region. This is when I realized that she had failed to mention that she was pregnant.
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    Sieberella Similar story. Guy I worked with kept asking me out, I continuously said no. After about a year, I started to feel bad for the guy and said yes to a date. He asked me to lunch so I figured it could be a quick easy "date". He picked me and took me to Wendy's...where he made me order off the dollar menu...and I could only get two things. After this very quiet lunch where he hunkered over his chicken nuggets like I would steal them he said he needed to stop at Walmart. We go in and he he
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    to the lotion section. Strange, but whatevs. He then grabs two scented lotions and asks which one I like better. Being nice I pick one, and he responds with "great! I'll use this for your massage!" O.O luckily I had to work in two hours and told him the massage would have to wait. I spent the next three months trying to avoid him until he quit.
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    anacon... I met this cute girl in college. I asked her out a couple times, she was really into me (numerous occasions we sat in a coffee shop for 6-7-8 hours talking the night away), but couldn't do anything about it as she was seeing someone else. Ok fair enough. I'm a little persistent, we hang out on an off, 6 months later after she and her significant other break up (or so I was told), we start seeing each other. Fast forward 8 months and she's at my place 6-7 days a week, has
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    taken over half my condo with her stuff, we commute to work together, I'm having supper with her parents, always hanging out with her sisters and their boyfriends, she's always over at my parents, things are going really well. I was crazy about her. Part of the family and all that good stuff.
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    About a week before Xmas she sits me down and basically says that she never really broke up with her boyfriend, he was just out west. He was coming home and we were over. She was just seeing me "on the side" and quite frankly didn't understand why I wasn't seeing someone else at the same time - seeing how "we weren't all that serious". Excuse me what?!
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    sweetexasmarty When I was young and stupid I dated a guy with a temper. He would get mad about something stupid like saying goodbye too quickly on the phone, pick a fight and we'd break up. He would call a day or two later and we would make up. After a few months I had figured out the cycle and I was fed up. So, when he picked a fight as usual I ended it and then didn't take him back. While we were dating I had become close with his sisters and his mom loved me.
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    We had scheduled a girls lunch and his sister begged me to go. I finally said yes and went. Everything was fine and I had a great time. The whole lunch was probably 2 hours long. At the end I walked to their car with them and the mom grabbed me and said, "Hear him!." Out of the car comes her son ( !) who was trying to explain to me why we should be together. I just walked past him to my car as he ran after me. He ended up picking a fight with me because "it was my fault we broke up and I didn't
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    could fix it." Then he threw rocks at my car as I drove away. I wish I had a picture of what my face looked like when he came out of that car. I never spoke to him again and never accepted another invitation from his family.
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    P1r4nha Oh no, that would be so hilarious if I wouldn't feel bad for you. The only up moment was, when my date was on the phone for quite a while talking to her friends that I didn't know. It was quite boring, obviously. It even got to the point that the old lady who had coffee next to our table in the restaurant told me that back in her day, the guys would have not accepted that behavior from their dates.
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    Not that I want to relive the old days, but I heeded her advice.
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    KoreyYrval All right, I'll post one. So I went on a couple dates with this girl and she was giving me some signs that she was ready to get a little physical. So I lean in close and try to kiss her, and she turns her face away from me. Stunned I end up going home and thinking it was over between us. Later on, she contacts me and starts hinting we should go out again. I decide to go for it, again, after getting some heavy hints and she pushes me away. So now I just ask, what's going on? She says,
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    dates with you so I don't feel like I'm undesirable, but I'm not attracted to you." She called me the next day and I told her I'm not dating people who make me feel undesirable, then hang up.
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    Rowsd... In college this guy from one of my classes asked me to go out with him out of the blue (we'd never even talked before) but he was pretty cute so I said sure. We exchanged numbers and he said he'd call me with details. He called the next day and told me we were going to a resturaunt that was WAY out of my price range. We're talking like no way will this bill will be under $100. I tried talking him out of it and when that didn't work flat out saying I couldn't afford something like that
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    but he insists and tells me not to worry (this all really should have been a clue to me). So I say fine and agree to go. We get to the resturaunt and the waiter comes over and I go to order (the cheapest thing on the menu) when he stops me and says "Ignore her, we're both having the steak." "But I don't like steak." "She's just saying that because she's poor. We'll have steak." and shoos the waiter away. I'm mortified and I and want to leave but he was my ride. He tries to make conversation and
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    Then he says he has to go to the bathroom and leaves. I'm sitting there for a good 10 min. before he text me "Hahaha I got from drinking last night the don't eat without me." that wa the last straw I call the waiter over, pay for my meal, and go to the Starbucks down the street to call my friend to pick me up. tl:dr Guy was trying to impress me and was the worlds biggest
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    EDIT: just to clear some things up: I paid for just my meal, not his. And I'm well aware I didn't owe him anything I just wanted to make a clean break from this guy.
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    Denoriem I took a girl out on a first date to see Sucker Punch. I didn't get a second date.
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    icannevertell A girl I had just met asked me out, she wanted to take me to dinner. We end up at this little Italian place, she says she knows someone that works there. When our waiter arrives, he appears visibly shaken, stuttering. She introduces me to him, this is her friend she mentioned before. I can see it right away, this guy has a thing for her, and here she is introducing him to her date. She then bugs him for special orders and asks if we can get our meals free. He really seems upset, bu
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    look and agrees, I decline and pay for my own meal. I felt really bad for this guy, I could just see his torment at watching this girl date someone else. She was very attractive and very friendly, I assumed he just got friendzoned. I hung out with her a few more times, but backed off of the romantic part. Then I found out that the guy from the restaurant was her ex-boyfriend, who she had just dumped a few days before and had been dating since high school (this was 2-3 years after I graduated).
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    tl;dr: girl tried to get her recent ex-bf to serve me free food.
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    area88guy Back in high school, there was a very beautiful girl named Melissa in a few of my classes. This was the mid to late nineties, and pregnant teenagers weren't as common as they are now, so I think it added to her mystique that she had a child. It never bothered me, though. I just thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. So, any chance I got to be around her, I took it. She needed a tutor? Check. Someone to talk to? Check.
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    I never had the guts to ask her out, though. I wasn't much of a looker myself in high school, so it took me a pretty darn long time to do it. Finally, I did, and she said yes! I can't remember how it went down, but I think we decided that I'd pick the restaurant, she'd pick something else to do. So, she shows up with her sister. That should have been my cue to NOPE it back inside my house. But, I didn't, because I was an idiot. We went to eat, and then she said she had a "surprise" for me that s
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    enjoy. I was excited; did she really plan something? We pull up to a small convention center and start to head in. I'm already starting to it when we make our way towards one of the rooms, and there it is. Clear as day on a sign out front of the door. Amway. I cannot describe my internal anguish and feelings of absolute fail during the lecture and the meetup afterwards. They didn't even sit with me; we'd arrived
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    late, and they moved to open seats on one side while I sat on the other. I barely remember how I answered the inundation of Amway people's questions, but somehow I made it through the evening. I remember never even seeing Melissa or her sister during this time, and as we finally met up to go home, I was utterly destroyed.
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    We got home, she looks me de d in the eyes and tells me that she had a really nice time tonight. I echoed the sentiment, told her sister it was nice to meet her, and went inside. Never even looked at Melissa again.
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    Generic_IT_Person I went on a few dates with a guy in college. At first I was excited because I found him attractive and he said yes to a dinner date. Turns out even attractive people can be a bag of crazy. First date we go out to an Italian restaurant. He orders spaghetti with regular sauce, no meatballs. Out of curiosity ask if he's tried anything else on the menu he could recommend. "Nope, I only ever order spaghetti". Food comes and he proceeds to lean over his plate, shovel the
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    spaghetti in his mouth and use his lips to cut the rest back on his plate. I'm no snob, I've eaten spaghetti like that before, just never in public. He says its the right way to eat it. He asks if I'd like to go see a movie. I'm not feeling the vibe so I decline, make up some project I need to finish. He tells me he loves the movies, wishes he could just live in one all the time. Uhm, alright, well, thanks for the date.... A week later he asks me out again. I decide to give him another shot, may
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    judgmental or petty. We agree to go out for pizza and see a movie. I pick him up at his house and we go to pizza hut at his insistence, "best pizza on the planet" he tells me about three times on the way there. We get there and he orders a personal pan for himself. That was a first, okay he didn't want to share the bill maybe? I order one for myself and just let it go. Again worrying maybe I'm being judgy. Bill comes and he pays so now I'm really confused but whatever, I'm not going to call him
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    "Movie" ended up being back his house where surprise! He lives with his parents. His dad asks me what I'm in school for and when I tell him he lectures me that I should go to school for teaching, since that's what he does. ?? "Okay, nice meeting you." We never did watch the movie, spent the rest of the evening with him showing me all his WWF wrestling memorabilia and bossing his mother around Cartman style. His life goal was to get his old job at blockbuster back since it was the most fun he'd e
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    was when his mom let him open everything the night before so he could spend the day at the movies, avoiding all the relatives that came over for Christmas dinner. He hated everything his mother cooked and counted off to me the only ten foods he would ever eat, hated everything else, didn't need to even try it. Did I mention he was 27 years old? A few days later he invites me out to coffee and I agree so I can tell him I won't be going on any more dates with him. He was nice
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    enough, and even though he was an oddball, we never got each other to laugh. All our conversations were dry, no shared interests, and he didn't have the same values on the importance of family, this wasn't going to work. We meet up and he orders a meal while I get my coffee. I tell him that I enjoyed our dates but wouldn't be seeing him again. He yells "so you're breaking up with me?!?" ...no, we're not anything official "I can't believe you're dumping me!!" And he storms out, leaving his food b
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    I sit there for a few moments kind of stunned, slightly amused, but okay, life goes on. A few weeks go by and now its the holidays. I run in to him again and this time we do hit it off. He seems to laugh easier, tells a good joke, etc. He asks what I'm doing for new years and I invite him to the party I was going to. I figure hey, maybe we can at least be friends. I tell him about the other girls that will be there and he seems to get the hint that we aren't going as a couple.
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    We get to the party and he loudly declares that he doesn't drink. That's fine, no one reacts, no biggie. He sits in the corner refusing to acknowledge anyone. He seems upset for some reason so I ask him what's wrong. He's upset because the movie trivia game we were playing earlier had a mistake in it. Uhm, alright, well we'll get the info off the box and write to them. He seems to cheer up after this. Later he sneaks into the kitchen and begins to prepare himself a "mixed" drink by pouring a lit
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    he's talking to himself going "Yea a little of this, oooh maybe some of that " he takes a sip of his rumcranberrymalibudrpepperoran gejuicemintschnapps with a splash of tap water (?) and pours the rest down the drain. I don't think he wanted to admit he didn't know how alc ol worked. On the drive home the next morning he pretended to have a hangover and didn't talk much. I'm driving and the roads are icy so I'm not minding the silence. About 30 minutes left in the trip and he asks me what I want
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    with my college degree. I tell him my plans and stuff I'm excited to do. He then says this "I don't see the point of you wasting your time getting a degree. You'll just be spending the rest of your life raising my children and cooking me meals that I like" It took all I had not to dump him off right there on the freeway. He continues to say demeaning. nonsense about our future, how he'll convince me to drop out of college, how pointless it is for all women to get degrees, blah blah blah. My ears
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    rage. I'd never had someone say anything so outrightly unsupportive or sexist like that to my face. I knew he had some strange social issues, maybe some anxiety about trying new things, but this was too much. I calmly told him i was not going to be told my lot in life is to raise his babies on his part time blockbuster paycheck. I didn't say another word to him, just dropped him off at his car and drove off.
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    I did learn to never feel obligated to put up with someone's I kept giving him chances when I shouldn't have, but in the end I think I needed to learn that lesson. now I'm really careful about not leading men on, especially if they have poor social skills.
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    dandy-... When I was a freshman in high school, I dated a guy for two weeks. My parents were really excited and wanted to meet him, so they took us (the whole family, me, and my boyfriend) to a Johnny Cash impersonator playing in our town's theatre, and then to dinner at Shari's.
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    The audience was almost entirely old people, and at the time it was SO awkward. It's still awkward today. Epilogue: We broke up after two weeks. A year later, I came out as a lesbian. He is studying fashion design in Italy, last time I checked.
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    [deleted] This may get buried, however it was an extremely what the is this?moment.. I think it was about my fifth date with this guy, in passing on our fourth date I had mentioned something about my flat not having a full sized bath tub. For our fifth date I had agreed to a pizza and movies night at his place. The night was going okay, he was a little bit overly affectionate (always having to hold my hand, etc) and then he told me he had to quickly do
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    something in the other end of his house. Okay. About 20 minutes later he comes back and tells me to follow him to the bathroom.. He has drawn me a bath, lit candles and clashing scents of aroma oils filled my nostrils. I know that it was in theory a nice gesture but I felt completely panicked. To me, it was a very full on act so early in a courtship. Anyway I had to get it, (he left the room) and I sat there awkwardly in this bath for 15 minutes and wanted to di the whole time. TL;DR guy drew me
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    dangrous That moment for me happened at what I thought was the end of our date. I went out with this guy that was more of a friend than boyfriend material; it was a pretty awkward date that took ALL DAY. He was ill-prepared for things he said he planned ahead of time, he was being really weird, etc. I was having a hard time feigning. enjoyment so I just told him that I was pretty tired, & to take me home so I could take a nap before attending a birthday party of a mutual friend (that he was also
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    As we're pulling into the parking lot of my apartment building, he's saying something about "part 2 of our date" but I'm so tired and annoyed that I don't even bother trying to figure out what that means. As I get out if the car, he hands me his leftovers from the lunch we had earlier that day and asks me to heat it up for him. I take the box up and put it in the microwave while he waited in the car, and then it dawns on me. "Why can't he just heat this up himself, at home?"
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    So I bring the hot food back down, hand it to him, and ask, straight up: "what are you doing?" He proceeds to tell me that he was going to wait in his car for me while I take my nap so that he can take me to the birthday party afterward (mind you, this party was t-4+ hours from this moment). I paused, blinked, and said: "are you crazy?" He said something to the effect of "no, but I've never had a girl need a nap in the middle of our date, I thought maybe you thought I was boring and you
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    needed a break before we continue," blah blah. He didn't get the hint that the date (which was from morning to early evening already) was more than over. At first I thought "maybe I wasn't clear?" But I'm pretty sure "I'm tired, please take me home" was clear enough for this guy. I told him that the date was over, I'll see him at the party, and please don't ever think it's ok for someone to take a nap in the middle of a date. Instead, when asked to be taken home, gather that the date is over. I
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    upstairs and took my nap, which ended up being a whole night's sleep, so I never went to the party. We remained friends after that for a while, but eventually I moved away & got married, & since moving away we haven't really kept in touch.
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    [deleted] Here is a story of my worst date ever. I am 16 years old dating an 18 year old girl. I really, really like this girl so of course I was super nervous. It was my first date ever in my whole life. I took her out to eat, then we went to see the 2nd Mummy movie. (It was terrible btw) Well everything was going great, I even had my arm around her and all that jazz. During the pigmy chase scene one of those dudes popped up and made me jump. My arm was still around her and somehow my finger we
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    scratched this poor girls eye. She then had to go to the ER, and then had to wear an eye patch for a few weeks. So the first date I ever went on, I turned the girl into a pirate. Believe it or not she still went out with me a few times after that, but I think she felt bad for me. There is my dating horror story. Cheers.

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