Thoughts while listening to Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper"

Infuriated boss tries to get rid of employee after he refuses to answer work calls over the weekend, HR sides with employee: 'This won't happen again' 1

‘I kid you not…’: Guy stumbles upon job posting for a position he was rejected for, concocts a plan with the recruiter and lands a 2nd interview with the same manager 2

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 3

'Don't want to wear pants? Then you can go home': Shopping cart collector takes boss literally after being directed to change clothes 4

‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 5

34 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (June 1, 2024) 6

Come back later 1

HR 2

Vocal Cat Gets Returned to the Shelter After 'Meowing Too Much', Gets Adopted Within 24hrs by a Cat Lover Craving Affection 3

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 4

Gonna need a bigger brush 5

Me likey flowers 6