30 Unhinged Tinder Conversations That Capture the Hilarity and Insanity of Modern Dating

You've somewhat recently gotten out of a relationship. You've cried and downed a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's, braved a 5-hour uphill hike and screamed at the top of a mountain, started taking Pilates twice a week, and burned or donated all remaining physical evidence of your ex. All of this in the span of about two months, and it seems like it's time to dip your toes back into the dating pool. You tried going to bars and clubs a few times, but all the men gave weird vibes and some of them honestly looked like they were still in middle school. So, you do what any woman would do in 2024; you download dating apps.

It's kind of like a catalogue of potential partners in your area, and it feels powerful to be able pick and choose who gets the privilege of talking to you. The thing is, the old adage rings true, you should never judge a book by its cover. You swiped right on Josh because he had a great smile, a cute dog, the same hobbies as you, and seemed perfectly fine and normal. That is, until he sent you the most unhinged opening line that made you question what path humanity is on. Enjoy these insane dating app screenshots that perfectly capture the madness of modern dating.