30 Unhinged Tinder Conversations That Capture the Hilarity and Insanity of Modern Dating

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    Hey but think I should be honest. I don't think I can be with you. I don't think you're going to like what I'm about to say but I feel I should be honest. I don't think our height difference works, I realized the ridiculousness of how this sounds. I really enjoy your company and honestly everything about you. I don't want to drag you on and have you catch feelings. I hope we can be ok. a, Im sorry to say this 1 Reply I don't think we look good together Today 10:17 AM Lmao honestly this is really
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    Hey I'm a psychologist. I help you feel better. And become a happy person. How much can you afford to pay for a session?
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    Do you like foot rubs? Have you ever seen a foot with seven toes? Na that's mad rare Like a shiny Pokémon card + Sent
  • 04
    Today 6:18 p.m. I am an INCREDIBLY strong man Today 7:09 p.m. I'm an INCREDIBLY independent woman that doesn't need your strength Dude earlier I lifted a desk with one freaking arm TELL ME a woman could do that Today 7:45 p.m. I have two arms that can do that You need a new opening line Sent
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    Hey How are you? Hey!! Tuesday 13:33 Im gooood! Today 19:36 how about you? Sent Sorry for late reply I know this is crazy but do you have a spare room? I can offer 850 for 3 months? I'm in a predicament atm
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    I want naked pictures of you Today 10:46 PM For someone with "baking" and "plant based" in their interests you sure come on strong Sent
  • 07
    Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
  • 08
    My mom said that if we're gonna go on a date she's gonna need your moms number first Your mom is going to need an ouija board if she wants to contact mine lol Omg that line has never failed me until this moment Sent
  • 09
    Hi Anna, Today 13:55 I bet you look great in a face mask Ok I regret that now, that's a weird opening line T Especially cause my name's Louise Yeh Sent
  • 10
    Please tell me that's your dog Today 13:11 You bet he's mine Today 16:24 Alright don't be mad But I only swiped with the hopes I could meet him Although you are a close second Today 17:16 He doesn't like meeting guys under 5'7" Sent
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    I just crawled in bed- how are you? I'm doing alright, got bit by some crazy poisonous spider, now I have a hole in my arm. But it's healing. Jesus- most people lie and just say "good" Can I call you an ambulance or an exterminator? Type a message GIF C √J Sent Send
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    Hey your first picture looks an awful lot like one of my grandmother's table clothes. My grandmother has been dead for 4 years, so thanks for reminding me of my dead relative , that dress you're wearing in
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    B17 Mon, May 11, 4:24 AM Excuse me? Mon, May 11, 12:26 PM Sorry, I got confused for a minute. and thought this was a vending machine cuz you look like a snack. Today 4:39 PM I'M DONE
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    Are you into Geology Today 19:34 Hmm why do you ask? Today 21:23 Because you could replace my X without asking Y Today 22:36 Huh Isn't geology rocks n ? Graphite Did you mean geometry?
  • 15
    Are you good with puzzles? Today 12:23 PM I'm a pro! Sent Today 3:08 PM Awesome! Can you help me with this one im stuck on? Its a fill in the blank.
  • 16
    Quarantine and smash? Today 15:15 What are you we smashing? Your face? The patriarchy? Any hope I had of finding a decent person on here? Type a message GIF Sant Send
  • 17
    Monday 9:16 PM I really just need a huge favor please What's up? I legit just need someone to get me a juul and some pods to go with it and I WILL pay you GIF Type a message...
  • 18
    Today 3:23 PM Nothing much Yep Today 5:38 PM What's up?! Fun lol Oh geez man my back really hurts Oh I'm sorry what happend I'm tryna carry this conversation
  • 19
    Hey, I looked at ur Instagram bc it's on your profile (even tho | think that kinda creepy)...So many questions! I love the notes you got I presume from your clients! Sounds like you're appreciated and life what you do Today 9:47 AM I looked you up on fb based on your snap (no shame creepy) and I see you have a gf Sent
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    I like your face I like your dog I want to kiss your face and your dog Not in a creepy way Today 5:10 PM Umm Sent GIF Type a message Send
  • 21
    Hey there! I like your giant face! Happy tuesday!
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    Messenger < YOU MATCHED WITH JACK ON 9/19/18 So good looking but so fat Far Holy worst typo ever 14% Hahahahaha I'm dying
  • 23
    AT&I Connor YOU MATCHED WITH CONNOR ON 8/3/18 I bet you $20 you turn me down 25% Today 1:33 PM Congrats ur $20 richer Sent
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    oo AT&T 7:59 PM 3% YOU MATCHED WITH R 7/24/18 Can i put it in your bunker if u know what i mean Today 5:57 PM Actually I have NO idea what you mean Sent
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    YOU MATCHED WITH MATT ON 7/22/18 Imagine this: You go to the grocery store one day as you normally do to get groceries. You grab your basket asnormal and head down the asile at your leisure. You suddenly see me standing in the isle holding a lot of limes. You think, "Why is this cute guy holding so many limes?" I look at you, startled because I think, "Why is this cute girl looking at me?" I instantly make a move towards you, slip, drop all my limes. As they hit the floor I look up in horror and
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    < Jon YOU MATCHED WITH JON ON 5/11/18 If I was a giraffe I would hit my neck up against 12 other giraffes just to assert my dominance amongst the herd just to ask you out Today 5:10 PM Did you know that the female giraffe urinates in the male's mouth during the courtship ritual? Sent
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    Hey beautiful! Sun, Apr 29, 19:30 You're still beautiful Wed, May 2, 03:32 You're really beautiful Thu, May 3, 08:26 No I'm serious! You're beautiful Wed, May 9, 00:54 Really beautiful!
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    < LIE 12:34 AM 16% Rush YOU MATCHED WITH RUSH ON 3/23/18 Holiday inn 2 am Lol you're delusional if you think that's going to happen Sent
  • 29
    Yesterday 4:18 PM Are you in a sorority? Lol definitely not Do you believe the earth is round? Yeah pretty confident about it How much do you squat? Lol Is this going anywhere bud?
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    TELUS LTE 2:08 PM 56% < Christopher YOU MATCHED WITH CHRISTOPHER ON 2018-02-03 I must be red phosphorus And you must be an appropriately sized wooden stick Because we are a match. Lol Sent

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