39 Dad Joke Memes to Bring Some Extra Razzle-dazzle at the Family Group Chat

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    I love the way the earth rotates, it really makes my day
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    Wife: Where are all the coffee filters!? Me:
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    Today is World Emoji Day. What is your favorite emoji? SMILEYS Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 3 CM 3 〒♪ DC &%
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
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    Soft wear developer.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
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    The level of petty I aspire to reach i'm boutta sleep 4 Replies gn r half of n n what is r Delivered
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    I appreciate the honesty ires LEB ires "If we can't we won't H 3984
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    Spaghetti Carbanana You must be so bored!!!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table 9.
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    I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals only $150.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 99.99% of people are idiots. I'm just happy I belong to the 1%.
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    My dad got me the worst action figure ever W souchea.ai R THE ROCK
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    Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of sceduling, I was. planes.cor
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    Oh no, bed bugs.
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    The only truck I would buy YOTA TOY EMA MA 15 GINIA
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was really struggling to get my wife's attention.... So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost? "Get a life!"
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    WELL SAID
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Nine months isn't really that long. But to some, it can feel like a maternity.
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    Not sure where this was taken but looks very remote... FOR
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    I'm not saying spelling is important, but spelling is important. Bakery hygiene Please usage songs provided torpicking up joose items.. PLEASE USE TONGUES TO PICK PASTRIES Thx few times by th 1860 75p
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't. It's my longest running joke of this year.
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    Hate it when people let their dogs roam the streets alone! CITE
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    Just look how instinctively the mother carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful...
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    Caution: Ice may cause Jazz Hands CAUTION ICY CONDITIONS
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "No, I didn't even know he could.
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    Babe, just tell me what's wrong? Firetrucks are actually watertrucks
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What did master yoda say when he saw himself on a 4k tv? HDMI.
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    In what way? Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. I didn't knead this today!
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    Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain: Google slides Google sheets Google Slides Google Slides Good 田 B Google
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
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    No one should have to wait 458 days for their luggage. WE'VE WAITED 458 DAYS FOR THIS MOMENT
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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    Me too buddy, me too. I USED TO BE COOL
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.

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