'I cannot stop laughing': Employee gets a 5% raise after watching movies on their work laptop, management monitoring their activity thinks they're working OT for free

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    Very absurd thing happened, I got a raise for watching movies after work hours. Compensation
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    About 2 months ago my personal laptop broke and I dont know why but it just cant connect to any wifi network. So I started using using the company laptop to watch movies after work hours or on the weekends. I
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    did not realized that but management has been watching me be online on teams after work hours and on weekends and assumed that I have been working.
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    Yesterday my manager called me in his office and said I will be getting 5% raise because I have been working ver hard lately lol. I cannot stop lauging
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    Early_Bad8737 · 8 hr. ago Any company that uses presence instead of output as a metric for work is shooting themselves in the foot.
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    Hopeful_Opening_4606. 6 hr. ago Why do you think truck drivers get paid by the mile? If you paid them by the hour, there would be a lot more traffic!
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    DKBeahn 4 hr. ago Check out Cal Newport's "Slow Productivity" - nearly everywhere these days measures some form of "pseudo-productivity" whether it's presence or "output" where "output" is mostly administrative overhead rather than actual work product.
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    BigBobFro 4 hr. ago Agreed. The whole RTO mentality of "Butts in the Seats" is so short sighted and juvenile its infuriating. Good on you OP. Take it to the bank and give nothing back!!
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    jbourne0129 3 hr. ago right? who the blindly lets their workers work overtime without any sense of billed hours or actual work output.
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    LameUserName123456 7 hr. ago They gave you a 5% raise because they saw your Teams online status after hours? AND they assumed you were working during this time instead of using company property for personal use, which is against most company policies, without even verifying what you were doing??
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    rukisama85 6 hr. ago Or management never bothered to ask the IT team to look through the logs of what he was doing. Which is at least a little believable.
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    bowfly OP 4 hr. ago They would never do it unless they suspected that I was doing something illegal using the work laptop
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    Cautious_General_177 - 6 hr. ago Nah, they're just getting his pay to the level where he's OT exempt so they don't have to worry about paying him for "working" all the extra hours.
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    Brilliant-Cherry510. 10 hr. ago Boss: Looks like you've been working very hard lately. OP: I wouldn't say I've been "working", Bob. Extra credit if your manager's name is Bob or Bill.
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    Grouchy_Honeydew2499 7 hr. ago . edited 7 hr. ago I once took over a team as the new manager and my director raved on and on about one of my seniors because he "is the first one in the office, the last to leave, and even comes in during weekends on a regular basis".
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    Turns out that both the last manager and my director had very little technical proficiency in the field so they were incapable of assessing results and instead based everything on who was working the "hardest".
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    The so called "hardest worker" turned out to be my worst performer and did very little useful work. He would have YouTube videos playing in a hidden screen and listen to the videos while messing around on a secondary screen pretending to do work. No idea what he did during the late evenings and weekends.
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    Dazzling-Ad-2353 · 10 hr. ago Did they say: "You have been working very hard recently. Here is a 5% raise" Or
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    "You were working so hard after hours at work as we can see your activity on teams. Here is a 5% raise" If the former maybe it's not because of after hours work?
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    bowfly OP 10 hr. ago The second one. "You have been working very hard lately, even on weekends and after work hours"
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    sendmeyourdadjokes · 4 hr. ago When i saw an employee on late, i asked if he was okay and i was concerned he was going to cause himself burn out and told him he should work less hours. Your boss is backwards for rewarding it
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    Dobanyor 7 hr. ago I'm happy for you! That's such a nice situation! But I find corporate jobs so weird. I worked nights and weekends at my last job, like 8am to 11pm and weekends so much I worked 27 days straight no day off once.
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    And all I got was a lay off and an insult from my boss to my supervisor that it was hard to work with me because "my generation doesn't want to work anymore".

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