25 Relatable Introvert Tweets for Women Who Prefer Starting a New Netflix Show Over A New Relationship (October 13, 2024)

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    Lillian Stone @originalspinstr can't believe that pioneer women used to churn butter for hours without even listening to a podcast about bigfoot
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    dana bad @baddanadanabad cancelling plans like "so sorry but it was actually a different, less depressed version of me that made those plans w you last week and the me that i am today doesn't want to go."
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    sneeeerr @sneeeeeerrrr Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I've been single that whole time.
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    Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker sorry babe, i don't think we're compatible, you're an ENTP (outgoing, intuitive) and I'm an IMDB (collection of movie facts and trivia)
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    Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues I'm actually really fun and outgoing when I've had nine hours of sleep, four meals, two snacks, tea, and am not required to wear real pants or have more than five minutes of social interaction.
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    Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.
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    introvertopia Follow @introvertopia Myth #1: "Introverts don't like to talk" Introverts don't talk unless they have something to say, or talk about an interest they have.
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    dana bad @baddanadanabad life is just alternating between telling people "sorry im being. weird i had too much coffee" and "sorry im being weird i haven't had enough coffee" forever until you die
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    Lil B @breannalaflare Life is a tornado and I'm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Getting an early start on holiday planning. Think we're gonna do a small, unfussy, no stress Christmas at home this year. No crazy family, no dealing with airports, no big gifts, just me and my dog relaxing in our quiet little place overlooking Whoville wait a sec
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    James @CaucasianJames grocery store clerk: did u find everything ok today me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: yes
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    Taylor Myers. @taylorpaigeeee_ the nail lady could literally chop my finger off and I still wouldn't have the nerve to tell her that this isn't what I asked for
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    Ben *** @pansexualpants Haunted House for Anxious Ppl : -started 10 mins ago - Room 1: a store about to close. Finish shopping while the cashier is annoyed - Room 2: a teacher randomly calling on people to read -30 mins of small talk -ends with text that says 'call me'
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    chase @_chase pretty crazy how early humans discovered how to create fire and now i'm using it to light a candle that'll make my apartment smell like a root beer float
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    allie @thholyghost me at a restaurant waiter: here's ur cup :-) me: oh thank you waiter: *puts down cup* me: thank you waiter: *fills cup up with water* me: thank you waiter: i'll be back soon with your food me: thank you
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    Taylor Myers. @taylorpaigeeee_ the nail lady could literally chop my finger off and I still wouldn't have the nerve to tell her that this isn't what I asked for
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    @alori1975 "you're so chill" thanks, i'm completely disconnected from reality at all times
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    chase @_chase pretty crazy how early humans discovered how to create fire and now i'm using it to light a candle that'll make my apartment smell like a root beer float
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    Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Sorry I can't do that 5 minute task, I have an appointment in 3 hours that I'm busy being anxious about
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    slate @PleaseBeGneiss choosing between self-checkout and cashier is such a battle for me. there's either a 100% chance i have to interact with a human or a 20% chance i have to interact with a human to explain why i am too dumb
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    trash jones @jzux having my brain is sort of like watching tv really late at night. i'm flipping through thoughts like nope nope nope nope nope
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ having to tell people your social battery is drained feels so embarrassing like sorry I'm really just tired because I spent too much time with people who love me and are fun and now I need to be alone 000
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    Conville @convillecolberg Asking someone "Why are you so quiet" has never turned an introvert into an extrovert in the history of ever so maybe stop doing that.
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    Abaaay O! @NargisiKoftaay Do i like being complimented: Yes Do i know how to respond to compliments: No Does it make me wish people would never compliment me: Yes Do i seek validation nonetheless: Yes Do i ever truly believe the compliment: No. Do i still need compliments: Yes
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    Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox What if instead of stepping outside my comfort zone, I step into an even comfier zone. Perhaps take a nap in a large fluffy dinner roll.

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