Aunt plots the perfect 'revenge gift' for her wealthy SIL after years of receiving literal garbage for Christmas by finding 'the loudest, most obnoxious, yet irresistibly cool toy' for her nephews

Advertisement
  • 01
    ****** ******•*•· ******** ***** MAHA
  • 02
    After years of receiving Goodwill junk from my wealthy SIL who never says thank you, I finally found the perfect "revenge gift" for my nephew that drove the whole family crazy
  • 03
    I think I just won the passive-aggressive gift- giving Olympics, and I need to share this victory with you all.
  • 04
    The Background: My SIL lives the high life she's a paralegal sitting on a fat trust fund, while my BIL proudly brags about scamming his military disability benefits to pay for their mortgage. They're rolling
  • 05
    in money - we're talking 8 cars including a Land Rover, Porsche, and Tesla, living in prime Seattle real estate. Every holiday, my SIL struts around with her latest designer bags from LV, Dior, and YSL.
  • 06
    My Gift-Giving Philosophy: I pour my heart into holiday gifts, starting my shopping in August. I'm talking Anthropologie advent calendars, Nordstrom purses, and luxury beauty products for the ladies, plus
  • 07
    cozy knits and golf gear for the guys. I always have a theme (this year was travel), and I follow one rule: if I wouldn't love receiving it myself, I don't give it.
  • 08
    The Thank You Note Saga: For FIVE YEARS, since her baby shower, I haven't received a single thank you note. I even started gifting her thank-you card sets with stamps (subtle, right?). She
  • 09
    never got the hint. Meanwhile, their kid gets showered with FAO Schwarz toys, handcrafted wooden pieces, and LEGO sets from us still no thanks. -
  • 10
    What We Get in Return: Literal. Garbage. I'm not exaggerating. They give us Goodwill rejects - puzzles with missing pieces and junky Disney knick-knacks. Remember, these are people who own multiple luxury cars and designer bags.
  • 11
    The Sweet Revenge: Enter their spoiled nephew, my perfect accomplice. Each year, my mission became clear: find the loudest, most obnoxious, yet irresistibly
  • 12
    cool toy possible. This summer, I struck gold at an outdoor market - "pop guns" that make the most incredible racket.
  • 13
    The Payoff: We skipped. Seattle this year (best decision ever), but got the full report from Grandma (MIL): The pop g_n was such a hit, it became "an issue." My nephew was so
  • 14
    obsessed, he wouldn't put it down. My SIL's parents couldn't stand being in the same room and left after 15 minutes because of the noise. It was the only toy he cared about!
  • 15
    I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this. Mission absolutely accomplished! P.S. His birthday is in January, and I'm taking suggestions for more "delightfully annoying" toys. What's the most chaotic- yet-fun toy you can think of?
  • 16
    Intrepid Quantity 760 Our grandson loves tornado sirens. For his last birthday he got a small hand held crank tornado siren. It's LOUD.
  • 17
    KH5-92 The minions g in was a hit at Christmas this year. It makes noises and minion laughs. It doesn't smell though, instead the chamber fills with this thick vanilla scented fog that gets shot everywhere.
  • 18
    It's sickly sweet smelling and if they play with it enough your house becomes hazy. It only comes with 2 fog refills but it'll last them a good long while.
  • 19
    Hot_win_6062 Any musical instrument is a good one. Personal favourite: drums, trumpets, recorder
  • 20
    LostinLies1 When my niece was 9 she became obsessed with Stevie Nicks. I got her a tambourine for her birthday (because Stevie is holding one on the cover of Bella Donna). That tambourine caused more drama in my sisters household that I ever imagined.

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article