‘I’m being gas lit by my therapist’: therapist claims texting and doing her nails helps her focus, then tries to turn patient’s confrontation into her professional achievement

We live in a distracted era. Most of us have the attention span of a goldfish that just discovered TikTok. The barista staring blankly while constructing your latte, the bank clerk murmuring "uh-huh" while scrolling Instagram, the DMV lady knitting an entire sweater while you explain your paperwork—sure, we've learned to expect that. But a therapist? Not you, lady. You have one job: make me feel heard for 50 minutes, nod strategically, and get rich while pretending you care. If I'm boring you, at least have the decency to count the money you're raking in at $150 per nod. 

In what can only be described as a masterclass in audacity, one therapist decided to bring multitasking to new heights—texting, filing her nails, and studying graphs mid-session. Multitasking? More like multi-ignoring. When her bewildered client asked what was going on, the therapist didn't pause her nail salon act; she dropped the ADHD bomb as an excuse. Turns out that nothing helps her focus quite like perfecting her cuticles.  

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