25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (July 3, 2025)

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    The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids.
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    When a new parent asks how long the tired phase of parenting lasts @rawmother.hood Always.
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    Tucking my kid into bed at night
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    The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma My parenting style is giving my kids just enough dysfunction to make them funny. :
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    My kids when I ask them what they did at school @spicydisastermama
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    A large part of being a mom is staring at your kids like this until they start acting better
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    Amy Dillon @amydillon I like to send little notes in my kid's lunchbox, like "Sorry the Wheat Thins are stale, that's what happens when you leave the box open."
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom And to my children I leave my collection of @oneawkwardmom tote bags and gift bags.
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    Erin Ryan → @morninggloria If you recharge by being left alone, sorry pal but motherhood might be psychologically challenging
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    Me at the very edge of the mattress to accommodate my kid sleeping in my bed:
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    My toddler, every night at two hour intervals @thehiddensnacksmama Get back in here and love me!
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    *at the doctor's office* Mom: Please, don't touch anything. Toddler: @stellaonmymind
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    When it's past your kids' bedtime but they're still awake trying to rob you of your sanity
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    When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama 'BEND THE KNEE
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    Carrying my toddler home after he promised he would walk the entire way @spicydisastermama
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    When I tell my family that I'm tired and need alone time, but they can't function without me. GUMP @themarvelousmrsmom
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    redyellowgreendance ✓ @RYGdance Parenting: @redyellowgreendance I can be annoyed at my kid but I don't want anyone else to be ever.
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini "Splash me again and I'll drain every ounce of water from this pool!" - Me, being the fun summer mom I promised myself I'd be this year.
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    4 hours into summer vacation and I've already heard: what are we doing today, there's nothing to eat, & I'm bored. @mommyneedsalife
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    The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma Parents don't vacation, they keep their kids alive in a different location. 11:59 AM 7/30/21 From Earth
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    Moms doing anything outside with their kids from June to September KICKASSCIFS @spicydisastermama I'm sweating like a sinner in church.
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    human aaron @humanaaron son: theres a monster in my closet me: oh sweetie, there's no such thing as monsters. The real monsters are hidden among us, members of the community. Even your own family can cause unspeakable psychological damage. son: me: Well goodnight
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    Bonnie Matthews❤ @bonnieelizabethmatthews Me showing something on my phone to my husband: "Look at this...” My kids materializing out of thin air, hurdling furniture, pushing over grandmas: “CAN I SEE??????"
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    SPICY DISASTERMANA The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma Nothing makes you more aware of your flaws and perfections like having a mini version of yourself

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