29 Memes From All Cardinal Directions

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  • 01
    Her: your standards for women are so unrealistic! My standards for women:
  • 02
    When ur aunt Susan asks why you borrowed her dish for 2 weeks
  • 03
    Me looking at myself on FaceTime while the other person is talking...
  • 04
    How it feels to listen to podcasts
  • 05
    Mispronounced words are honorable. It means you read it in a book somewhere.
  • 06
    What job do you need this hard hat for? @YeeYeeApparel
  • 07
    Northern Lights Southern Lights DOLLAR GENERAL Racker Barrel Old Country Store WAFFLE HOUSE
  • 08
    Nobody: 50 year old guy posting the same profile pic for the 7th time in a row.
  • 09
    When you work retail and you ask the wrong customer how they're doing Thousands of Years Ago.... Jadultswim
  • 10
    I'm going to tell my kids this is Dog the boundary hunter 550
  • 11
    Steve Martin turned 78 this year which is crazy because I thought he was 78 in 1989 Angela Knadle
  • 12
    check out my new pockets! it has shirt
  • 13
    2-Pack SOFT GRAN SCISSORS SCY
  • 14
    53 military grade in the movie FM 88 92 96 100 104 108. AM-56 65 80 100 130 160 military grade in real life
  • 15
    you should snap me by the way :) ....I'm 26? i dont have snapchat im 24 oh this is pretty embarrassing for u then Read 11:14 PI
  • 16
    The older I get, the more I understand why Big Worm was stressing that $200.
  • 17
    When you're over 35 and awake past 9 pm call me "Night Hawk"
  • 18
    Things I'm no longer interested in: 1. Driving at night 2. Leaving my house at night 3. Driving in the Winter 4. Leaving the house in Winter 5. Driving 6. Leaving the house
  • 19
    When someone tells you they hate driving at night, this is what they see.
  • 20
    "We never see you after work" Me after work:
  • 21
    All this and I still won't wake up on time 6:00AM 6:30AM 7:00AM 7:30AM 8:00AM 8:30AM 9:00AM 9:30AM 10:00AM 10:30AM 11:00AM 11:30AM 12:00PM 12:30PM 1:00PM 1:30PM 2:00PM 2:30PM 3:00PM 3:30PM 4:00PM 4:30PM
  • 22
    Me: *starts the dryer* The .79 cents in change I left in my pockets:
  • 23
    Achieve Your Dreams
  • 24
    LIVE THRU ORDER YOUR FOOD ACKCIDE OF MOOB Me in person Me online
  • 25
    wife and I don't wear wedding rings, we show our commitment to one another by exchanging sim trays in our iPhones. Delete this before @Apple makes something called iDo
  • 26
    What's your address? I'm spending the night. That's the animal shelter 4351 Pasadena Ave Yeah they take in strays. Not me good night Delivered
  • 27
    Me watching somebody call me
  • 28
    wwwww FAREWAY We tricked the new guy into thinking that he had to fill up the water fountain.
  • 29
    When your electrician is from the rez

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