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Person rescues a freezing little kitten in a bush outside, and their cat instantly chooses him and makes him part of the family
Our favorite thing about real cat distribution system stories is that they never miss. Sure, you can be someone like us, who loves cats and wants to adopt cats and would do literally anything for them, and then come across a stray kitten that needs adopting and say that it's the cat distribution system. It would be true, but it would also be obvious. Because duh, yes, we'll adopt the kitty. Real cat distribution system stories are ones where it goes for people who are not like us - when someone who hates cats gets chosen or someone who never wanted a cat.
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Kind homeowner saves 4-week-old kitten after hearing mysterious meowing from a purrfectly perilous location - inside his bathroom wall
We had the opposite problem of this kind homeowner below - we had rats in our walls once. It was awful. We couldn't sleep from hearing them moving in the wall behind us at night. Thankfully, that's all behind us, and we would trade rats scurrying for mysterious wall meowing any day. But even if it's as cute as meowing, it's still pawsitively concerning. Meowing from inside the walls usually means that something is stuck there, and you'll have to tear down at least part of the wall to get it out.
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Woman gives scared stray reason to believe in love again after weeks spent gaining her trust, then adopts the adorable kitty after learning her previous pawrents abandoned her
It breaks our feline-shaped hearts to see stray cats struggling outside. If money (and space) were no object, we would happily take them all in and run our own cat sanctuary pawsitively bursting with cats in need. Maybe after we marry a millionaire who is also a cat lover. A humble cat dad can dream, right?
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Brother's chonky cat and bearded dragon defy nature to become the sweetest sunbathing duo on the internet
Cats are not known for making friends easily. In fact, cats are renowned for their purrfect pickiness when it comes to new people, pets, or even food. But every once in a while, a cat will open their heart to an unexpected friend. The key to making a cat your friend is to find common ground and make them understand that you share their interests and general disdain for others. Naturally, for us, this isn't hard because we hate everyone that isn't a cat, but that's also why we're considered expurrts over here at the I Can Has Cheezburger offices.
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Kitten falls into man's apartment through his window, he responds by adopting him and panic-buying cat supplies, proving the CDS makes same-day deliveries
We have to say that over our time writing for ICHC, we have seen the cat ,distribution system make some strange deliveries. It has once delivered a kitten to a couple on a picnic - at two in the morning. It has once delivered a kitten to someone via the Starbucks drive-through - just on a random day, someone showed up with a backseat full of kittens, and one barista had to go home early. Kittens were once delivered to a church in a box - a suspicious box that required the requesting of a bomb squad.
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Person saves momma cat giving birth on neighbor's porch by taking her and her kittens in, she decides to keep all 6 fuzzy feline babies to make one happy feline family
We actually remember covering this story about a year ago. The backstory is quite simple, actually: she knew 'Rosie' as her neighbor's outdoor cat because Rosie would sleep on his porch every night, even just outside his door. One day, she walked by to say hi to Rosie, and she saw that Rosie was now a mom! She gave birth to six healthy kittens, and upon seeing this meowracle, she knew that they couldn't live outdoors anymore. She confronted her neighbor, only to learn that Rosie wasn't his cat at all! So, she took them, and that was where our story ended. But now, we've got the most purrfectly wholesome update!
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