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“Mom, did you name me Stumpy because I sit on stumps, or because I look like one? I understand I'm sort of short-legged, but I assure you - as a delightful little doggo, it's not the size that matters. It's the level of cuteness. And that I have in plenty.”
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Honestly, the size of Chihuahuas is hilarious. They might enjoy strawberries, sure, very cute - but how about the fact that a single strawberry is about a quarter of their body mass? That's not a comically large strawberry. Just a regular, supermarket-size, ordinary strawberry. It's just that Chihuahuas are absolutely unfathomably small dogs. They're basically an upgrade of a rat.
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Did we expect to find a doggo alignment chart? No. Are we happy we found one? Absolutely.
See, the alignment chart is sort of a moral compass you can slap on your D&D character. If they're a benevolent character, going out of their way to sacrifice for others - they're Good. If they don't really care to trample others on their way towards their goals - they're Evil. If they follow a strict set of rules, codes, or external regulations - they're Lawful. If they care not for any command imposed on them by an outside source - they're Chaotic.
Now, apply that to the doggo alignment chart and have yourself a healthy giggle.
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