Entitled woman and her husband refuse to move for man trying to use the restroom during a concert, so man toots his revenge right in their face: ‘Thank you, Vidalia onion burger!’

If you're going to be an entitled Karen when someone is simply just trying to go to the restroom, then you're going to pay the price… In a very smelly way. 

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    Laughing man via Unsplash+ (and @LGNWVR)

  • Everyone has been there, when you are stuck in the middle of a large crowd, with every exit filled with bodies, and nature calls. What do you do? You can try to hold it, but you know that won't last for long, plus it's not good for your health. Your only option is to ask politely of the people at the exit if they could please move aside so you can rush to the restrooms. Usually, if you are a normal human being and not a devious, entitled person, you understand that this happens and you move aside. However, if you are one of those “Karens," male or female, who think the world revolves around you, and how dare someone have the audacity to ask you to move, then you aren't budging. And, well, nature doesn't understand entitlement, so, as this Karen learned, if you play with the universe, you're going to get a nose full of revenge… 

  • Another recent story about entitled people not letting someone walk past at a concert reminded me of this story.
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  • About 4 months ago my wife and I were enjoying a concert of one of those well known older rock bands doing a revival tour at our local venue. I got
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  • free tickets from work, so Win Win! This venue is sitting room only. Unfortunately we had gotten dinner before, and part way
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  • through the show I REALLY needed to use the bathroom. I tried to wait because 1) I hate missing part of the show, and 2) I'm a
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  • large guy and pretty uncoordinated, so whenever I'm trying to walk past people sitting in an aisle, I inevitably end up accidentally stepping on
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  • someone's toes. But alas, I absolutely could not wait anymore. So I got up, passed by the first few people who, politely,
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  • either stood up or awkwardly moved their legs to the side. This was until I came to the aged boomer Karen who refused to even acknowledge me.
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  • She also had a giant carpet bag sized purse on the ground in front of her between her legs. I said "excuse me" a couple of times but she ignored me. I
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  • tried to give her the benefit of the doubt that maybe she couldn't hear me over the pounding drums and guitars, but she eventually made eye contact
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  • with me and then continued to ignore me. Annoyed to have to step over her bag, I may have "accidentally" lightly
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  • crushed her toes. However, I decided to be a little petty and stopped for a second to enjoy the show, blocking her view.
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  • That was the extent of my intented petty revenge, but then nature took over. My urgency to get to the restroom became more important than
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  • Listen, we are not encouraging anyone to crop-dust the people around them by applauding the man in this story; that's disgusting. However, filling the air with a rank smell as a way of teaching an entitled person a lesson? Yes, we will encourage that. In fact, back in our service industry days, crop dusting the tables after a particularly entitled crowd was just sat was very much encouraged at the restaurant we worked at. 

  • Man reaching for a large tasty burger
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    Man reaching for a large tasty burger.

  • blocking this woman's view. I started to cramp with a lot of pressure, which in a moment of even more pettiness, I decided to let loose
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  • right there.... directly in this Karen's face. Over the music I couldn't hear it, but I could feel it was warm, and it went on
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  • for a solid 3 or 4 seconds. My back was turned to her so I couldn't see, but I just imagined her blouse fluttering with the unexpected breeze.
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  • With nature telling me to keep going, I kept moving down the aisle, accidentally stepping on (what I assume was) her husband's toes as
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  • well. You know how sometimes a smell will follow you? Well I didn't realize how bad the odor was until I was a few
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  • steps past them. Seriously intense rank (thank you vidallia onion burger!).
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  • I am not even going to write the word *art because I don't like the sound of it, I don't like the shape I have to make with my mouth when saying it, and I think it ruins the beautiful word “art.” That's just how against the act of crop-dusting I am! But I am no Karen. I understand that your actions come with consequences and if you are not willing to face your consequences, they will be forced upon you anyway. So if you are not going to let someone scoot by you to go to the bathroom, then come on! What did you think was going to happen?…

  • I was looking forward to making eye contact and smiling at her and her husband when I returned (15 minutes
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  • later), but sadly neither of them were in their seat anymore, and they didn't return for the rest of the show.
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  • I hope it wasn't something I did.
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