28 Overheard Conversations To Keep You Looking Over Your Shoulder

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Dec 28, 2018 4:00 PM EST

People say weird and dumb stuff all the time. And sometimes, someone's listening.

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    Text - Madison Maciejewski Follow @adipatmac Overheard at a horseshow: "little girl (probably 7) getting ready to show small fry HUS* "I'm terrified." "No you're not! You're fine! Come on, you gotta be positive!" "I'm positive I'm terrified." Wow what a young comeback queen 4:52 PM-18 Feb 2018
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    Text - Charly Caruso @CharlyCarusoWWE Follow Overheard at PHX airport: Man 1: "I was in a plane crash once." Man 2: "And you survived?" Uhhh, yeah, dude. He obviously survived. 9:40 PM-19 Feb 2018
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    Text - Elizabeth McQuern Follow @ElizMcQuern Just overheard my 4 year old say to himself: "Sorry, sometimes when I get nervous my head decides to explode." 5:05 PM - 13 Feb 2018
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    Text - Iman Khabl Follow @ImanKhabl The best thing about speaking 5 languages is the amount of fun I have on the Tube: just overheard an Arabic speaking family discussing what present to buy an aunt that no one really likes. Ugly mugs and corgi keychains were mentioned #eavesdropping #nastyauntsgetnastypresent
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    Text - Prashant Rawat Follow kinkymonk #eavesdropping Aunty1: I haven't eaten since yesterday. Aunty2: I haven't eaten since day before yesterday, only medicines, that's all Both are munching on kulfi faluda. #IndianWedding 9:18 AM -19 Feb 2018
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    Text - Mariya Olshevska Follow @mariyaolshevska "It smells like a stale ogre". #nocontext #eavesdropping 1:58 PM -19 Feb 2018
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    Text - Joan B Flood Follow @joanbflood Overheard in pub: "He's totally unsuitable, but every relationship has a shelf-life, right? So it has a shelf-life. Don't know what it is, but who can say." #amwriting #amreading #cafelife #eavesdropping
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    Text - Sarah E.H Follow @earthquakedgirl Overheard in the gym bathroom just now: Little girl 1: Do you like him? Little girl 2: No. He has zero dollars. I have eleven dollars. Little girl 1: I have five dollars. Yeah, we don't need him. 2:49 PM -11 Feb 2018
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    Text - Michael Palardy Follow Omikey_p_91 Just heard my coworker called her IUD and IED instead. Now I think she is a ticking time bomb in the office. #saveme #eavesdropping 8:24 AM -16 Feb 2018
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    Text - Andrea McAuley Follow @aemcauley me eavesdropping* Woman: I just don't get why adults are still obsessed with Harry Potter? I mean grow up already Woman 2: I never read it. Woman: Me neither, but it's clearly not for adults. НА. #eavesdropping
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    Text - Leah Follow @LeahLehman #eavesdropping on the bus: 1 person wants to be a professional didgoridoo musician and the other was asking him where colonial cemeteries are so she can get grave dirt #buslife #anotheroneridesthebus #necromancy #didgeridoo 2:42 PM -1 Feb 2018
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    Text - Victoria Dadebo Follow @vjdadebo "I'm not a typical woman, I don't need toothpaste" #eavesdropping #lolwut 9:27 AM -3 Feb 2018
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    Text - Victoria Dadeb0 Follow @vjdadebo "I'm making my own food pyramid just like the Egyptians did!" #eavesdropping 9:28 AM - 3 Feb 2018
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    Text - eddie guzman Follow @EP_idiotbox Randomly remembered overhearing a women tell a man "I'm droppong out of school to focus on my instagram," while walking my dog. I wonder how that's going #Overheard #eavesdropping 9:48 PM-9 Feb 2018
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    Text - Sarah Rappaport Follow @SarahRapp Overheard in the newsroom: "I'm spending Valentine's Day with my one true love---myself." 12:07 AM - 14 Feb 2018
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    Text - Emo G Follow @JDNLive4Ever Yesterday someone said I am "obnoxiously nice"and I overheard customers at work mocking me for being happy and complimentary. Well it still beats being a self-righteous dick 2:40 PM-17 Feb 2018
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