14 Shower Thoughts To Swell Your Mind Brain

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mattstaff
Mar 27, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Water - Brushing yourteeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
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    Font - The best item to protect you from sasquatch attacks is a camera.
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    Water - A "lethal dose is also a "lifetime supply"
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    Font - A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.
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    Text - The reason the washing machine only eats one sockis because when it eats the whole pair I never notice.
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    Water - The speed of a clock's second hand is exactly 1 RPM
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    Text - don't think the inventor of Twizzlers ever actually tasted a strawberry
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    Text - I got hit by a trainin my dream and it woke me up.1 got knocked conscious.
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    Shower - Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank god it's the yawn.
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    Text - When a toilet seat is cold it's horrible but when it's warm it's worse.
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    Text - A line of paint on the road holds more authority than ever will.
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    Text - The reason the washing machine only eats one sockis because when it eats the whole pair I never notice.
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    Text - Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book The future is stupid.
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    Text - When you're criticised for being short they re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
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