Favorite

14 Shower Thoughts To Swell Your Mind Brain

Prepare to have your mind blown.

Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • 1
    Water - Brushing yourteeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • Advertisement
  • 2
    Font - The best item to protect you from sasquatch attacks is a camera.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 3
    Water - A "lethal dose is also a "lifetime supply"
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 4
    Font - A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • Advertisement
  • 5
    Text - The reason the washing machine only eats one sockis because when it eats the whole pair I never notice.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 6
    Water - The speed of a clock's second hand is exactly 1 RPM
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 7
    Text - don't think the inventor of Twizzlers ever actually tasted a strawberry
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • Advertisement
  • 8
    Text - I got hit by a trainin my dream and it woke me up.1 got knocked conscious.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 9
    Shower - Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank god it's the yawn.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 10
    Text - When a toilet seat is cold it's horrible but when it's warm it's worse.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • Advertisement
  • 11
    Text - A line of paint on the road holds more authority than ever will.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 12
    Text - The reason the washing machine only eats one sockis because when it eats the whole pair I never notice.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • 13
    Text - Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book The future is stupid.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • Advertisement
  • 14
    Text - When you're criticised for being short they re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
    Pin It
    Via Jaspering

  • About the Author

    mattstaff
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email

Next on FAIL Blog

26 Facts From the Making of 'The Dark Knight'
Comments - Click to show - Click to hide