Never Trust a Landlord's Word

When moving into a new basement suite with your boyfriend and you are told that there is a soundproof barrier between your suite and the landlord's 7 year old daughters room (which is right above yours). DO NOT believe that this true and have loud sex while talking dirty. The 7 year old WILL hear you and WILL repeat everything sound and word she heard to her mother (the landlord). #LFMF