17 Cringeworthy Nice Guys That'll Make Your Soul Cry For Humanity

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mattstaff
Apr 13, 2018 7:00 PM EDT

Leave the fedora at home next time fellas. 

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  • 01
    Text - *Slipping silently out of the shadows then stopping for a long moment stunned by your beauty before handing you a lady company and if so what do you desire in life? *For you lovely Do you wish for
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    Text - O.O <.< *Leans closer to* ..what *Softly pets* Nice to meet you xD what are you doing
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  • 03
    Text - *looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter.. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159.. Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now *looks in shock*"why... thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. . I guess all women are
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  • 04
    Green - Hii Hi -kisses you deeply- Uhh, no
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    Text - C9:56pm hey grumpy tickle tickle tickles you 11:32pm grins I know you were on an hour ago and saw my messege unlike you I know how facebook works 1133pm did you ever think I ignored you because I have no interest in responding to this weird role play thing you do 1133pm ahm uhm sorry no need to act all rude "gim fades away to sadness
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    Text - Oct 13, 2017 at 11:49 AM Hi Hello. How are you I'm okay. You? Bored and feeling lonely Sorry. It's otay *crawls and lays across your lap* Wow...this got awkward fast.
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    Text - 1:20 PM sneeks up behind you* ВОO! *laughs while tipping my fedora* What are you up to on this fine day m'lady? *stands around awkwardly, and gently nudges you* Hello?:3 Are you dead? XD 356 PM LOL no I'm at work XDD 4:10 PM so that intro was a joke right looks around suspiciously* Uhh, eh.. Maybe o.o
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    Text - I'm getting 17 this year turning not getting. Trying to help AA Thanks So what's a cutie like you do for fun? A.A Listening to music and drawing Oh cool AA Ilike anime, games, animals, nature, wild life ect. But favorite hobby is making you blush i smirk leaning in close biting your neck, kissing over each bite as my tail curls around and sliwly up your leg, lightly brushing against your crotch* Just now Dud...no thanks
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    Text - Hello Who's this? blushes deeply Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK &Okay... looks at ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *fiddles with hands nervously Can you like not recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence I'm sorry! What is it that I am doing wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself are insuffe
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    Text - Shly strolls over to your house awkwardly "COME ON DUDE DONT BE A PUSSY WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?" Paces back and forth on your porch shuffling dirty sneakers whilst my palms are sweaty holding the bunch of roses i got you* 13m "reaches out my trembling hand to knock your door, hoping and praying for you to answer so i can gaze upon your beauty "ummmm.....hi i--i was wondering itf maybee you'd accept my offer of a date.... "nervously holds out flowers for you* lip quivers with an
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    Text - looking youu deep into the eyes lets do this I'm not sure if that's your opening line, or if you're telling me that you're about to say your opening line. good holds out my hand Your hand is in a compromising position. Are you trying to take my hand, or slap me in the face. take yours smiles* Okay. [l take your hand.] So where is it that we're going? the bed room leading you to the back No, that's... that's not the bedroom at all. That's a kitchen. our bed room is through the kitchen dont
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  • 12
    Text - M'lady *bows with honor* I have pondered day and night on how one woman may hold such beauty. I think not of lust but of love. Would you be as kind as to notice me for you will have made my entire life *blushes a soft pink
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    Text - *stares intensely at you while trying to determine if you watch anime or nah* Uhm? Okay? *decides you do cuz you look like the type to do so* Okay then? I love anime *smirks like Satan*
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  • 14
    Text - online Today excessively starting to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow? 19:49 Sorry, I'm not interested 20:49 staring confused to the wall* remember I hold the door open for you, lend you a pencil in class and even made you a coffee??? 20:50 s-s-so you're not int-t- terested? 20:51 Yup, that's what I said. Sorry. Can you also please stop roleplaying, I absolutely hate it. 21:48 staring confused to the wall intensifies* jessica, I know youre talking to adam, but he's
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    Text - "Oh dear", he thought, "someone swiped me in the wrong direction again, and I'm trying to write an original opening line, just to be ignored and left unanswered.. Well, it doesn't hurt to be honest, so what about writing exactly this?" Today 1:01 PM Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence Sent
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    Text - 10:26pm pounces on you and gropes your butt :33 lol just kidding, how are you kittycat w mroww 10:28pm Hi 10:30pm where were you two weeks ago sexy girl? 10:31pm | I was studying for my OE exam and had to miss the meeting 10:31pm LOL i bet you were doing something else :33 one of THOSE nights w 10:34pm Iwas reading an etymology dictionary 10:35pm well if you say so i can only imagine your body then.. IlIA "whispers in your ear want to know a secret? :33 i think i might know someone at you
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  • 17
    Text - why don't ya make another 15:37 friend then. D *Gives you a look* really. 15:38 15:42 What. D Me:How do you make friends? Don't you know I'm cripplingly shy? (says this in a Kawaii shy anime girl voice) 16:06 I love you but that was the cringiest thing have ever 16:06 read in my life
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