(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at the pansies! (I stare at her in horror as the guys in front of us turn around and glare. I realize she is pointing to a display of pansy plants near the door.)
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'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension
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