Favorite

32 Funny Truths From The Depths Of Tumblr

32 more reasons to love the internet.

Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • 1
    Text - captainphasmaz Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica justlookatthosesausages This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 2
    Text - exeggutor everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth's release two days later hisnamewasbeanni It's so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 3
    Text - aeipathysuggestion youre the kind of person people write songs about brutallyhonestsuggestions Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 4
    Text - coolgirlfriend boys who can pull off facial hair are hot meladoodle i think you're supposed to use a razor Source: llttlemermaid 725,878 notes
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 5
    Text - hysterical.banana Folgen cumfort how does one turn their emotions off theperksofbeinga-jackass Okay so first go to settings theperksofbeinga-jackass I'm a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first shessofuckedinthehead no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 6
    Text - Me in Prision Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL Me: *gets jumped
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 7
    Text - jOye: jOye: i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say "you're under my roof" and they can't protest update my dad is grounded
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 8
    Text - *Eating chips* *Can't hear game/movie/ audio* *Chews slower*
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 9
    Text - deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 10
    Text - last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 11
    Text - when you get in a fight w ur parents and go to ur room but then u get hungry so u mentally prepare yourself for ur appearance in the kitchen
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 12
    Text - lawwz: I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 13
    Text - me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 14
    Text - packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 15
    Text - we all have a favorite eyebrow
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 16
    Text - list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can't even breathe me
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 17
    Text - me yesterday night lol who needs sleep me today: i do. i need sleep. me tonight: lol who needs sleep
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 18
    Text - My homework isn't done, but I sure am.
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 19
    Text - swordie: i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 20
    Text - knightscrest: officialnasa: knightscrest: knightscrest: how do astronauts say they're sorry? they apollo-gize!! We dont apologize. we are perfect. nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 21
    Text - When ur hair won't listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? grew you myself??? gave you life and this is how you repay me??
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 22
    Text - worship-the-emenator-because-she sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 23
    Text - If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gryffinpoor dudemanbropants оnyfinpoor: thepreciousthing the-ordinary-nerd ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous squad16 finalellipsis bestnatesmithever What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation what if we bite e
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 24
    Text - You reblogged affectedrainbow: 7,057 notes delete edit Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out: sweetandviscous 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin' Gossip dawg! Source: how-you-doin
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 25
    Text - assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 26
    Text - acidogenica Soup-and-sousaphone flyawaymax: doritoed: if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it? "i chlorofeel you man" Source: doritoed 62,128 notes
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 27
    Text - kissed-by-the-fallen-angel: just-shower-thoughts: If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as "2's Day" GOOGLE what day of the week is 2/22/22 Tuesday February 22, 2022 DUDE
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 28
    Text - just-shower-thoughts On April 1st you trick. Exactly one half year later on October 31st you treat.
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 29
    Text - putrid-boy can't read cursive handwriting narwhalsarefalling what does this say entirebeemovie i cant read cursive handwriting narwhalsarefalling bitch me neither thats why i asked
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 30
    Text - Sleeping With Sandwhiches Panic! At the Doughnut Fall Out Burgers My Chemical Ramen Noodles Twenty One Pastas All Time Twinkies Pierce The Veal Bring Me The Hotdog You Me At Salsa Of Mice & Meals Cobra Snackship The Academy Eats... food. Arctic Munchies Vampire Cheesekend arctic munchies
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • 31
    Bodybuilding - lokiperfection What in the hell. holtarna That's my secret Cap. I'm always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • Advertisement
  • 32
    Cartoon
    Pin It
    Via Mordy9

  • About the Author

    haunted_admin
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email

Next on Memebase

Meet Buff Cat, The Internet's New Favorite Ridiculous Swole Feline
Comments - Click to show - Click to hide