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14 Hilariously Witty Tweets About God Creating Various Animals

Just in time for the lord's day, we've got some clever tweets poking fun at how God created different animals. Now let's get our asses to church and get that hallelujah on.

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    Tweet that reads, "[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer"
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    Tweet that reads, "[God, creating platypuses] I'm feeling sad today. Put a duck head on literally anything, nothing matters"
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    Tweet that reads, "[God creating snakes] How about a sock that's angry all the time"
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    Text - Bownuggets @Bownuggets God creating praying mantis] Make an insect that does karate Angel: k Now make it bite her husband's head off Angel: dude we need to talk RETWEETS LIKES 30 31 8:38 AM-11 Jan 2016
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    Text - HILLOLLY CLINTON @Chumpstring [god creating the turtle] Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet. RETWEETS LIKES 61 83 3:32 PM 15 Mar 2016
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    Text - AKA Dave @Dahmerscookpot God creating kittens G-make them really fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs Angel-that's so swee.. G-& put razor blades on their feet RETWEETS LIKES 144 192 5:09 AM- 17 May 2016
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    Text - Nathan Buckley @duplicitron When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013
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    Text - milty @themiltron [god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. "Come on God, wha-" Make its puke delicious. "WTF." RETWEETS LIKES 1,553 2,246 9:14 PM-7 Apr 2015
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    Text - huntigula @huntigula [creating octopus] GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones.. GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things RETWEETS LIKES 808 441 10:05 AM 22 Jun 2016
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    Text - milty @themiltron [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag RETWEETS LIKES 16,303 25,496 11:46 PM -25 Dec 2015
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    Text - jackson @tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot RETWEETS LIKES 1,676 3,069 7:34 AM 10 Mar 2015
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    Text - Ygrene @Ygrene [God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point RETWEETS LIKES 4,027 7,447 6:30 AM 31 Mar 2016
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    Text - Sad & Useless Humor @sadanduseless God creating seahorses] Give them a horse's head Angel: sure Gills & tiny baby fins Angel: Lol Males give birth Angel: woah dude wtf 2:39 AM - 29 Sep 2016
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    Text - Elizabeth @Elizasoul80 [God creating mosquitoes] "I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces." RETWEETS LIKES 152 316 5:42 PM-2 Jan 2016
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