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14 Hilariously Witty Tweets About God Creating Various Animals

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    Tweet that reads, "[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer"
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    Tweet that reads, "[God, creating platypuses] I'm feeling sad today. Put a duck head on literally anything, nothing matters"
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    Tweet that reads, "[God creating snakes] How about a sock that's angry all the time"
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    Text - Bownuggets @Bownuggets God creating praying mantis] Make an insect that does karate Angel: k Now make it bite her husband's head off Angel: dude we need to talk RETWEETS LIKES 30 31 8:38 AM-11 Jan 2016
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    Text - HILLOLLY CLINTON @Chumpstring [god creating the turtle] Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet. RETWEETS LIKES 61 83 3:32 PM 15 Mar 2016
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    Text - AKA Dave @Dahmerscookpot God creating kittens G-make them really fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs Angel-that's so swee.. G-& put razor blades on their feet RETWEETS LIKES 144 192 5:09 AM- 17 May 2016
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    Text - Nathan Buckley @duplicitron When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013
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    Text - milty @themiltron [god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. "Come on God, wha-" Make its puke delicious. "WTF." RETWEETS LIKES 1,553 2,246 9:14 PM-7 Apr 2015
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    Text - huntigula @huntigula [creating octopus] GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones.. GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things RETWEETS LIKES 808 441 10:05 AM 22 Jun 2016
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    Text - milty @themiltron [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag RETWEETS LIKES 16,303 25,496 11:46 PM -25 Dec 2015
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    Text - jackson @tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot RETWEETS LIKES 1,676 3,069 7:34 AM 10 Mar 2015
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    Text - Ygrene @Ygrene [God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point RETWEETS LIKES 4,027 7,447 6:30 AM 31 Mar 2016
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    Text - Sad & Useless Humor @sadanduseless God creating seahorses] Give them a horse's head Angel: sure Gills & tiny baby fins Angel: Lol Males give birth Angel: woah dude wtf 2:39 AM - 29 Sep 2016
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    Text - Elizabeth @Elizasoul80 [God creating mosquitoes] "I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces." RETWEETS LIKES 152 316 5:42 PM-2 Jan 2016

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