Panicked Boyfriend Pulls Prank To Sell Girlfriend On eBay And It Backfires Hilariously

Author image for mattstaff
mattstaff
Oct 12, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

Ornery British man, Dale Deeks underestimated humankind's capacity for keeping things aggressively insensitive, raunchy, and outright extreme. Dale's bold prank to "sell his girlfriend" on eBay backfired big time in his face, and he was eventually forced to take the listing down for violating terms, AND the f**king bids were totaling $119K. 

Advertisement
  • 01
    Product - Girlfriend For parts or not working Condition: 6d 02h (29 Sep. 2018 Time left 1743 49 6ST) £70,200.00 100 bids Enter your max. bid Submit bid Add to Watch list 100% positive Feedback Mouse over image to zoom Collect 300 Nectar points Get Started Conditions Have one to sell? Sel it yourself May not post to United States-Read item description or contact seller for postage options. I See details em location: Thetford, United Kingdom Pests to Unted Kingdom Postage: Delivery Varies Payments
    via thechive
  • 02
    Text - Girlfriend eBay www.ebuy.co.uk SHARE About this item For parts or not working.. Condition 1 available Quantity 123384601388 eBay item number Saturday, 17:43 BST Item ending Item description
    via thechive
  • 03
    Text - "Girlfriend for sale. Starts ok but after a while there's a constant whining noise that I can't seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. (I'm just being honest) no serious damage but you can see that she's been used. Please bare in mind when bidding she's 37 years old. Basically first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens butI would be lying if I said it goes away completely. The rear end leaks a bit but
    via thechive
  • 04

    We can only assume this was the general tone of inquiries coming Dale's way...

    Text - ebay New message from (1,104 Is it well worn or still as new with min signs of use? And I see there's only the one pic are you hiding anything? Does she smoke when she's being revved hard? Reply
    via thechive

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

FAIL cringe relationships ridiculous stupid dating ebay
Scroll Down For The Next Article