You Won't Believe What This Guy Thinks is in Starbucks Coffee

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I know that sounds like a clickbait headline, but this guy believes Starbucks uses the ol' "man milk" in their lattes, and he seems generally okay with it (not that he drinks it, of course). According to Pastor Manning, spunk is another kind of milk, because, much like regular milk comes from mammary glands, dude juice comes from the "testicle gland" and is just another body fluid. Starbucks, apparently, has figured out that people like the taste, and added it to their milk blend.

God I hope this is a parody.

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