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21 Hilarously Self-Deprecating Therapy Tweets

It's pretty common knowledge that you can't receive help unless you really, really want it. So paying a ton of money for a therapist CAN be a total waste of money if you're not going into it with a receptive and, uh, productive mindset. These tweets represent everyone who is not quite ready to deal with their demons. Everyone who hides behind netspeak and dumb humor, when maybe, just maybe, they should be actually trying to get help. But damn, this sh*t is funny.

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    depression meme - Text - Bruxa @vicog therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: rip therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Jensen Wilkins @jensen_wilkins Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "Less depressy, more progressy." Therapist: "I think we're done for today."
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    depression meme - Text - Dinnerbone @minecraftlbs therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: you know what actually its no big deal haha im okay dw im sorry for bothering youifeel better now uwu therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - mrs. brightside @woodscommahelen therapist: and what do we say when we need to reach out and ask for support? me: i'm fine aha how are you though? therapist: no 9:50 PM 7/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    depression meme - Text - @smithkm217 Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us" Me: "Called it" Therapist: "no" 6:45 PM 7/9/19 Twitter for Android
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    depression meme - Text - that bitch @yourlocalgaymom Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch. Even when I'm crying crazy. Yeah, I got problems, that's the human in me. Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me. Therapist: Yes
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    depression meme - Text - Moses of House Broke Bois OK @MyGuyMoses Replying to @stfu_sabs and @MissTatiG Therapist: Okay let's try this one more time what do you say when we feel like this? Me: Real Hot girl shit Therapist: Please I just want to help If
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    depression meme - Text - it's ya favorite boi @Idzack2 2h at my therapist office therapist so imagine this, a friend of yours tweets that they want to die what do you say to help them ? me big mood? therapist me: ..OOF? therapist* disappointed look *: i think we are done here
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    depression meme - Text - Amy Taylor @amytaylor1 My therapist: what do we say when we feel upset? Me: Ithink us bad bitches is a gift from God, I think you broke hoes need to get a job. Now I'm a boss, I write my Own name on the checks. Pussy so good, I say my own name during sex. Therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - ysa updates @ysaadsuara Therapist: And what do we say when he says to come over? Me: Ok I will Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - Rachel Gorry @rachelgorryy therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Sabrina @stfu_sabs Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - Lorraine @ninafressaa therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: im a bad bitch you can't kill me therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - katie @oversizedthighs therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: i'm gonna yeet myself off a building therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - mariel @marieldml therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: oof therapist: yeah you're right BIG oof
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    depression meme - Text - childish fizzino @fizzlejnr Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me in a shitty Italian accent: Bada Bing Bada Boom! Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - sukhi @mairanotmaria2 Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? Me, crying my heart out: MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH!!! Therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - мальчик @deathofrailli therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: noooooo dont kill urself ure so sexy aha therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Artemis @sailorcreep Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "more espresso, less depresso" Therapist: "no"
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    depression meme - Text - Katie @satxnsbootyxall Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "gang gang" Therapist: "no"
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    depression meme - Text - TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "Less depressy more progressy" Therapist: "No"
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