38 Brilliant Stoner Names For Everyday Stuff

Y'all ever get so stoned off of the reefer that you forgot the names of simple, everyday things? Yeah, uhh, us either. If THAT were to happen, we might come up with our own clever substitute terminologies so as to attempt to communicate. That's basically what we're serving up here. While some of the "stoner names" are basic AF, others are freakin' brilliant.

Advertisement

Stay entertained and up to date by following us on Facebook and Instagram!

Tags

stoners weed funny

Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From Memebase

Cursed Comments From People With Nothing To Lose

Cursed Comments From People With Nothing To Lose

Trending Now

Dad restricts 19-year-old daughter's laptop use because he doesn't believe she's spending 8-10 hours a day doing homework: 'I don't understand why every assignment needs a computer or laptop.'

Dad restricts 19-year-old daughter's laptop use because he doesn't believe she's spending 8-10 hours a day doing homework: 'I don't understand why every assignment needs a computer or laptop.'

High schooler wins $500 Staples gift card at hockey game, is forced to split it with friend’s entitled family, ends up with less than $20: ‘Her family was sneaky and got a laptop for over $480’

High schooler wins $500 Staples gift card at hockey game, is forced to split it with friend’s entitled family, ends up with less than $20: ‘Her family was sneaky and got a laptop for over $480’

24-year-old and their fiancé contemplate moving out of shared home because their parents and adult siblings turned a short stay into a permanent living situation: ‘It's time to finally move forward with our own life’

24-year-old and their fiancé contemplate moving out of shared home because their parents and adult siblings turned a short stay into a permanent living situation: ‘It's time to finally move forward with our own life’

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (July 9, 2025)

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (July 9, 2025)

27 Baffling Design Choices Found in the Wild (July 13, 2025)

27 Baffling Design Choices Found in the Wild (July 13, 2025)

Off-duty conflict resolution specialist on vacation is amazed by flight attendant's de-escalation skills with frustrated passengers: ‘Ma’am… You [are] a masterclass in kindness!'

Off-duty conflict resolution specialist on vacation is amazed by flight attendant's de-escalation skills with frustrated passengers: ‘Ma’am… You [are] a masterclass in kindness!'

Advertisement