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'No Guy Has All Three' Tweets Inspire Clever Parody Memes

A couple tweets that boldly generalize men have inspired scads of parody memes over the last week or so. The original tweets, which claim that "no guy has all three" and then lists three positive qualities, were downright serious. The tweets they've inspired? Not so much. Twitter jokesters have applied the format to mock men in more creative ways, or to represent a character or aspect of their chosen fandom. A tweet listing lyrics to Full House is a great example.

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    Text - shOoObz @shOoObz No man has all three: a big dick, a hairline, a money in my cash app 12:37 PM Jul 24, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Hannah @Hannah23RP No guy has all three... -car -job -no kids 6:07 PM Jan 1, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy No guy has all 3: -Bulbasaur -Charmander -Squirtle
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    Face - No guy has all 3: - Graduated - From a top Canadian business school - With really good grades 4:44 PM 10/5/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,628 Retweets 23.2K Likes Kane @KenwayVolk 2d one guy* t241 948
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    Text - Alex G R A DETITARY @menace2snacks No guy has all 3: - The milkman - The paperboy - Evening TV _
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    Text - Yung Yeller @CorbysAirRide No guy has all 3: - Popeyes chicken sandwich
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    Text - Liam @LKafrissen no guy has all 3 -thicc -big ass mouth -good with kids -is a purple dinosaur
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    Text - kat @_katnipz No guy has all 3: 1.8 pack abs 2. Sports car 3. Decision-making skills
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    Text - the girl with the sample text tattoo @turnthepge no guy has all 3: -bath mat -toilet mat -sink mat
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    Text - Semi-Solid Snake @TheBabyJogger No guy has all 4: -Duvet -3-in-1 body wash
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    Text - Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: -juju eyeballs - toe jam football - hair down to his knee
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    Text - Horny On Main @horny_main L2 ITEM No guy has all 3 -Wii Remote -Wii Nunchuck -Wii Motion Plus
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    Text - THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight No guy has all 3: - Eternal life - Mind reader - Shimmering skin
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    Text - Bring Back Ratdog @FadedAfRuatha No guy has all 3 -the father -the son -the holy spirit
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    Text - Ере @TSwatz9 No guy has all 3 things: -Chiseled abs -Stunning features -Died in a freak gasoline fight accident
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    Text - Ryan Bish @RJB_lI No guy has all 3 Above average height Average height Below average height
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    Text - diegetic frowns @transtheminine No guy has all 3: graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda over 300 confirmed kills 1:38 PM 10/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 4 Likes diegetic frowns @transtheminine 2d What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I can combine memes too
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    Text - b @snitchblade No guy has all 3: - first name Jim - last name Halpert - still really hot even with a big nose
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