I never wish for death to anyone who wrongs me. I wish for a Sudden Explosive Diarrhea, while wearing white pants in a crowded mall... with Frequent Sneezes. Much more satisfying.

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Aug 24, 2024 11:00 AM EDT

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