A Big Dump Of Small Little Memes and Screenshots

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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe! Raccoon l've cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily] 12/15/17, 3:19 PM 15.2K Retweets 50.7K Likes
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    Lizard - Careful, for he may STRON CH it is too late god help us
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    Text - pileofknives Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport. Source: pileofknives 25,504 notes
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    Cartoon - BUSTER, GET THAT GUY! HANG ON, HE'S NOT WEARING ONE OF THOSE ARM THINGS WHAT? I'M ON IT! THOSE ARM PROTECTORS YOU I KNOW! JUST GRAB HIM! GUYS WEAR DURING TRAINING BUT I MIGHT HE DOESN'T HURT HIM HAVE ONE PEARSHAPEDCOMICS.COM
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    Text - "Capitalism? More like crapitalism. Am I right, ladies?" - Karl Marx probably
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    Nose
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    Cartoon - Go for it. Even if it means sacrificing everything... JUST DO IT.
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    Forehead - When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism. AMORIS LAETITIA
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    Text - raptorific Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from "Crazy Clown Catering." Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point magistrate-of-mediocrity In the criminal justice system, clown based off
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    Text - WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY a But the very next day, you gave it. HUAWE Last christmas, i gave... YAMAHA
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    Product - When someone says all sodas taste the same SABC 1 355 mi cola Amla Coketo you?
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    Brown
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    Text - COAL DUST ON THE And other old-timey names for STDS FOLKLORE Edited by T m P C
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    Toad - meloetta multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet. bewbin did u lose again meloetta Bron: meloetta
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    Photo caption - FLUFFY'S EXORCISM WAS NOT GOING AS WELL AS EXPECTED. makeameme.org
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    Face - Man gets plastic surgery ana name change to date his ex-girlfriend after she obtains restraining order worldnewsdai.. - 1d Modern problems require modern solutions
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    Text - When there's a 30 second YouTube ad so you refresh the page to remove it. 00000C THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE!
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    Text - My character's hame is Rocket. He's a genetically enhanced raccoon with a gun fetish. sperari: foundloveinbudapest: obsessiforge: bluandorange: so I've got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky's the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling Mostly from Steve Especially from Steve Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin
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    Supermarket - SAVE SE SAVE Josh Follow @iwearaonesie "I'm going to the store. You can come if you want" - my wife telling me l'm going to the store with her
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    Text - tanner olson @tannerJolson I JUST WITNESSED A LADY THROW AWAY THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL. THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL. THE GREATEST BITE OF THE CINNAMON ROLL. THE REASON YOU GET THE CINNAMON ROLL. THE CENTER. OF THE. CINNAMON ROLL. This world is full of monsters. Monsters.
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    Organism - 3аупа @DAREDEVIILS please..,...be my wife wazowski
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    Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [date pulls away from kissing] what do you say we take this to the bedroom me: [stamps foot down] but l'm not tired
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    Text - Thunder Bread @JoeyDG54 Phone: 1% Gas: E Bank account: $0.12 Mental stability: low Feet pics: for sale
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    Text - Brenda White @BeyCapital what's betrayal? @lonestfeels When u carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
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    Text - When you were starting to like someone and then you find out they don't really like memes 2345678 9 10 E. MOIST DRX WET MOISTURE METER
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    Facial expression - when your friend had a rough night but something your boyfriend said 2 years ago ain't adding up
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    Cartoon - When the alarm goes off and you're trying to wake up and be motivated like: JESUS CHRIST. CRAP.
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    Text - lily @LilyArnpriester I hate it when random men try to talk to me. I don't care if you want me to know "how fast I was going" or need my "license and registration" get lost, sicko! 7:32 · 20 Dec 18 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Facial expression - her: He's probably thinking about other girls Him: If i blow ho00 out of my mouth, cold air comes "out, if i blow haaaa, hot air comes out
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    Facial expression - rae || support amatw!!! @purelysteve year old kids today: iphones and ipads Me when I was 7:
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    Text - How Introverts Make Friends | dogs count as friends |an extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them
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    Text - Someone didn't really think out this JFK Memorial tm Ge we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco Huh? GE we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco Oh. A we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco Oh no. Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace
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    Text - Kyle Y @KylePlantEmoji [high school] Parents: we're so proud of you for not doing drugs Me [literally does not even know where I could find an drug if I wanted one]: thank 3:03 PM · Oct 4, 2018 12.3K Retweets 83K Likes
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    Text - when you get bad vibes from someone but you can't justify your dislike for them because they haven't technically done anything wrong Gita
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    Dog - when the caffeine wears off but it's too late in the day for another coffee
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    Cartoon - me The same 20 songs i've heard for Tromata months
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    Text - punkwarren: striderdaves: i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they're federal law enforcement
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    Hair - HS Student: Can we learn about budgeting and taxes? Teacher: "PARAAAAABOLAAAAASSS!!!!"
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    Text - Roses are red Memes are neat I want to die Imao yeet
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    Text - My friend's corgi ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work
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    Cartoon - When everyone thinks you're mean but you're just out here spreading tough love @inked.mystic I'm an Intensive Care Bear.
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    Text - Mugiwara @Thereemzstyle You're either a Maths person or an English person, no one is ever both
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    Text - heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
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    Text - Hardcore Band: TEAR THIS VENUE APART, KILL SOMEONE, MAKE SOMEONE BLEED, PUNCH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU. Venue Owner: machoboy69 This will never not be funny
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    Text - kttiens jake Follow @squidslippers one time my phone went off duing the a.c.t. but the good news is i had set my ringtone as a recording of me sniffing and clearing my throat... nobody suspected a thing. this is proof that standardized tests don't measure intelligence because that was smart af and i got a 12 7:31 PM - 27 Nov 2017 69,125 Retweets 362,623 Likes slimecourse this was absolutely wild from start to finish
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    Cartoon - When you sneeze & someone say bless you but you're home alone YOUR ALAS YOUKAAS.
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    Facial expression - my guinea pig tasted a lemon today
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    Product - don't watch the anime if you haven't read the manga 77819 HOLY VeggieTales
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    Insect - Really hate when flies rub their hands together. Wtf are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days
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    Iguania - When you're trippin' and pick your girlfriend some flowers
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    Text - HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he was stupid.
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    Text - "Can you fax the offer over to me?" "Sorry.. I can't fax from where I live." "Oh, where is that?" "2018. I live in 2018, Susan."
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    Text - unclefather humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other's hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we're all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions
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    Text - jaymie danyelle @itsjustJayKay i alled the cops on my own party last night because i was ready to go to bed
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    Text - saber-chan I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story jumpyhyliannetop I know you're talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life Source: saber-chan 169,962 notes
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    Text - Little secret about me: my answer to the question "would you like a receipt" is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time 7/29/18, 8:56 PM
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    Text - Forrest Bump @Maxamil89 The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.
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    Cartoon - Candice Follow @spinnellii funniest thing i've seen today Vicks is just spicy Vaseline
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    Text - ll A1 ? 67% 14:33 Tweet Shen @shenanigansen astrology is wrong except for the parts that say good things about aquarius 03:37 · 26/12/2018 · Twitter for Android 636 Retweets 5 244 Likes Adam B.omb @BVilivusonline · 5d Replying to @shenanigansen This is such an Aquarius thing to say 142 Leytah- Replying to @shenanigansen @Crying_In_... ·5d AQUA GANG 31 Tweet your reply
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    Seal - When you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time
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    Text - viking @NOTVIKING genie: you have three wishes me: i wish the burning of the library of Alexandria never happened genie: ok that's a pretty good wish you still have three left that one's on me
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    Text - Bubbles @TheNamesVee Do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf KZA @FlipAKoyin Omg she meant feather. Somebody has to bring me an inhaler. Source: no-chill-at-all
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    Text - David Mack @davidmackau remember when the country was plagued by scary murder clowns for months and we all just kinda moved on? Traduire le Tweet
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    Cartoon - Me walking into work with my two hours of sleep Let's get this R UNE DU oread
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    Microwave oven - Mierowave Spicy Oven 8B:88
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    Fire - Clicking the same stuff but harder this time My frozen computer
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    Text - louisironsin E mylifeisdestroyed showerthoughtsofficial Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3 fruitlupee excuse me Source: reddit.com L) 142,812 notes
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    Cartoon - WINNER OF THE NO BELLE PRIZE n-a-blue-box: | reblogging because i laughed really hard
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    Text - xmas mar @maryjennaa me (not caffeinated): anxious me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

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