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Kids can be very mean. So, it's understandable that this dude went into survival mode and faked an accent just to try to steer clear of being bullied. With that being said, it's especially hilarious that he had to maintain the fake British accent for so dang long. I say, just keep it going, man. Really double down on refining that accent so that it's completely unrecognizable from the real thing. 

It's not very nice to laugh at the failures of others and that's certainly not what we're trying to do here. We're laughing at the hilarious and unexpected results of failed attempts to fix something mundane, tell a blatant lie, get a point across, or simply do a thing. We've got to give an 'A for effort' to the ones who at least tried. On the other hand, some of these people failed so hard that it makes us question whether they even wanted their attempts to be successful. We've got a bunch of funny examples of when people got it totally wrong. 

Dating can be a risky business. Especially in this day and age. You might end up sitting across the table from someone who in no way shape or form lines up with the persona they meticulously created for their online dating profile. Seriously, these datings apps nowadays end up instigating all kinds of chaos. And of course, can't forget about the cheesy pickup lines. Oh boy, those are just running amok in the land of Tinder. Anyways, this fun thread has men describing their absolute weirdest dates. Hopefully, their stories make you feel a bit better about your own cringe-packed dates. 

There's nothing we love to see more than an entitled, aggressive, straight up toxic customer get their rightful comeuppance after issuing threats to an employee. We can only imagine how stressful this must've been for the tech support employee to navigate, but to see them come out on top when it's all said and done makes it all worth it. For some more gold from the tech support world check out the time that tech support had to explain what computers are. 

Honestly, the most satisfying revenge stories involve the shady villain characters that could've avoided their ultimate destruction if they'd but simply played nice. It sounds like this guy has a kind enough heart, and really didn't want to escalate things as he did, but he was given no other choice. So, the revenge that ensued was swift and critically effective. 

The past 24 hours have been rife with mention of another heinous "food hack." We revealed our contempt for the engagement-baiting, and Eater even published their own expose. But Twitter's still talking about the Prego bullshit, and frankly we are a bit sick of it. There's a whole world of horrible food pics and videos to be enjoyed. Why don't they get the same amount of love? Is it because they're cursed? Is it because there's a chance that the cringe might actually be real instead of fabricated? Maybe it's both. Either way, these food crimes are certainly more worthy of shock and horror than the gleefully dumb foodhacks that we're seeing on TikTok. 

It sounds like there was a whole lot more going on in this lady's life. It was confirmed in the comments section that the hospital parking lot she ended up parking the rental car at was pretty dang far away from where she was supposed to return the rental car. Seems like she could've just parked close to where she lived, and then when that turned out to be a faulty move, she tried to play dumb. The thing about playing dumb in her case was it only made the fees worse. 

Honestly, it seems like this guy's fiancé is having a reaction that's blown way out of proportion. Like, the dude went out of his way to squirrel away upwards of $20K to be able to put the money down on a stunning diamond ring, and then you have the audacity to continually pester him over the fact that you wanted a natural stone vs. a lab grown. Plus, his reasoning for going with the lab grown diamond is completely morally sound. Hopefully they're able to work this one out. 

Movies are great at filling our vulnerable and rampant imaginations with all kinds of unrealistic expectations and desires about how the world should work. Sometimes it's those clever little plot holes that escapes the viewer's attention, and ends up instilling in them a belief that would hold no ground back in the real world. Romantic comedies in particular are great at that. But hey, if you can just enter into the experience of watching the movie, well aware that life's a whole lot more difficult than it's portrayed on the big screen, you'll be just fine. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of absolutely clueless and misguided questions from some of Quora's most hopelessly lost souls.These people are in dire need of an instruction manual for life. It'd appear they're nowhere close to possessing normal levels of common sense. 

As long as the internet's been around we've had dishonest people eager to inflate their egos through weaving tales of pure fiction. Some lies are nastier than others. Especially when you have people literally just trying to recycle the hard work of say, an artist, online. That's just gross. So, we love it when people step up online to call out the world's lot of lousy liars. 

Someone needs a hobby. I mean, dude, if you find yourself in a gig where you're so easily irritated by trivial matters/things that aren't your business, that you go out of your way to complain about not having a special greeting of your own, it's time to reassess your career situation. It sounds like the protagonist in this AITA tale had developed a special greeting for their deaf coworker, but apparently this upset another coworker who felt the need to be included. Um, okay then. The coworker dramas will never end. 

Sometimes, you show up for a new gig, and your gut instinct starts bellowing and roaring all kinds of warning signs. It's as if your literal bones are shaking in discomfort over the environment you've walked into. Maybe you unfortunately missed the red flags that only later on when it was already too late, seemed obnoxiously bright. Fact of the matter is, some folks just don't waste any time with dipping out from a terribly toxic, overall nasty job. Maybe these people's reasons behind why they quit their jobs on the first day will make you feel better about any kinds of career blunders or misjudgments that you've made.