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Mom Shames Target For Selling Vibrator And Gets Roasted: Twitter Thread

The internet has the power to make things go viral for all sorts of reasons, and sometimes we come across something on the world wide web that is too good not to share with you. Get ready for this gem: a woman posted a complaint on Target's Facebook page, expressing her displeasure at the store's blatant selling of vibrators, "Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins." Read: prude woman feels uncomfortable that a mainstream store is normalizing women's sexual pleasure. Twitter user @kittynouveau posted the complaint on her account, and it instantly went viral, because, well, it's hilarious.

Let's break this down for a minute. Firstly, the vibrators were displayed in the sexual wellness aisle with condoms and lube, and not in the children's toy aisle, as she was making it out to be. If you don't want your kids to see it, don't bring them to that store section. It's that simple. Secondly, she obviously has no idea how a dual vibrating massager works because I don't know which holes she refers to when she says, "A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes." I'm going to go ahead and assume that she thinks one wand is for your butthole. Newsflash: one wand is for vaginal insertion, and the other one is for external stimulation. Not butts involved (unless you try really hard). Anyway, Twitter blew up when they saw the post, and the reactions to the complaint are hilarious. Check them out below.

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.
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Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Smart Move

The majority of people don't think twice about what they wear when they go to the supermarket; in fact, most people just about get out of their pajamas for the occasion. But it turns out that one thing you do need to consider when getting dressed the morning of your supermarket shop is the color of your clothing. Because supermarkets have uniforms and wearing the color of those uniforms will likely result in fellow customers assuming you work there - something these people didn't think about when they wore red shirts to Target. Check out their hilarious Tweets documenting their experiences of being confused for employees.

tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food
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Social media has a lot of drawbacks, but the fact that we are able to witness insane public freakouts in real time is an absolute win. And with this absurd video, this QAnon-believing Karen has outdone most of her peers. She begins her aggressive attack against masks in Target, destroying a display and screaming "This shit is f*cking over." When the employees ask her to leave, she thinks she's being discriminated against because she's blonde and wears a Rolex. 

The insanity doesn't stop there. Once she's outside the store she starts "baa"-ing at shoppers wearing masks, calling them sheep. Things go even further when she starts ranting to police about how she is a QAnon spokesperson and has a personal relationship with Donald Trump. She also says she has millions of viewers - but on the live feed it's very clear that she's broadcasting to just 83 people. We hope she gets the help she sorely needs.

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Prick Customer Publicly Shames Target Employee, It Backfires

Every once and a while one of those stories come along that restore our faith in humanity, before that same fragile faith is quickly crushed again by some new and discouraging headline. Well, at least we can enjoy this deeply satisfying tale of goodhearted people banding together to fundraise a $30K vacation for "Target Tori."

Apparently Tori was mistreated and generally bombarded with BS by a rude customer over a damn toothbrush. He tried to publicly shame Tori, and it backfired in the best kind of way. 

You can check out the GoFundMe for Tori over here if you're curious on how things played out. 

A rude customer at Target decides to publicly shame a Target employee, and it backfires on him in a big way | tweet by David Leavitt This target manager Tori is not honoring price their items per massachusetts law
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Target Employee Details His First Crazy Week Of Work

This guy detailed his first week of work at Target, and it reads like an exhausting customer service nightmare. Working any kind of customer service job is willingly putting yourself on the front line of dealing with all kinds of toxic entitlement, and customers just making everyone else's life a little bit more complicated. Sounds like working at Target is no small feat. 

Tumblr user shares all the crazy happenings of their first day at Target | Things Happened On My First Day At Target -Sold lingerie an eighty year old woman -Got free salted caramel frappacino suspectedly gay barista, Parker -Sold bra mom sixteen year old girl who cringing entire time
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Guy Shares Experiences From His First Five Days Working At Target

We all know working in retail can be an absolute hell, but this account of a dude's first five days at Target proves there actually are decent days working in customer service. In just five days of tending to paying customers, he met a lot of...active...older people, some seriously funny weirdos, and a whole lot of cute kids. It may not be a gripping account, but it certainly is an entertaining and heartwarmingone. 

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The New Christmas Cat Houses By Target Are Purr-Fect

Get Your Cat Into The Christmas Spirit!

Whether your kitten's been nice all year or falls in the category of "naughty but too cute for you to care," you're probably looking for something to gift your pet for the holidays. Or you're looking for something to keep them from tearing every ornament off your tree. Either way, Target's new holiday cat houses, featuring festive designs, will give your furry friend something to enjoy.

Last year, Target's holiday collection had Santa's Toy Shop- and Hot Cocoa Café-themed cat scratchers, but this year you can get your furry best friend a Ski Chalet Cat Scratcher and RV Cat Scratcher. The ski chalet one has two floors, so your kitty can either curl up in the house part (complete with windows) or jump up to laze at the top. The red-and-green cat scratcher is covered in designs, including wreaths, skis, snowflakes, and a chimney. The RV is single-leveled and features red, green, and white colors, along with colorful lights around the top.

The holiday cat scratchers will be available in Target stores by Nov. 3. but both are available online now, so you can get them shipped to your house well before Christmas.

Christmas season means that the end of the year is also right around the corner. This time it's the end of a decade so why don't you vote for your favorite cat meme of the decade

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The New Christmas Cat Houses By Target Are Purr-Fect

Get Your Cat Into The Christmas Spirit!

Whether your kitten's been nice all year or falls in the category of "naughty but too cute for you to care," you're probably looking for something to gift your pet for the holidays. Or you're looking for something to keep them from tearing every ornament off your tree. Either way, Target's new holiday cat houses, featuring festive designs, will give your furry friend something to enjoy.

Last year, Target's holiday collection had Santa's Toy Shop- and Hot Cocoa Café-themed cat scratchers, but this year you can get your furry best friend a Ski Chalet Cat Scratcher and RV Cat Scratcher. The ski chalet one has two floors, so your kitty can either curl up in the house part (complete with windows) or jump up to laze at the top. The red-and-green cat scratcher is covered in designs, including wreaths, skis, snowflakes, and a chimney. The RV is single-leveled and features red, green, and white colors, along with colorful lights around the top.

The holiday cat scratchers will be available in Target stores by Nov. 3. but both are available online now, so you can get them shipped to your house well before Christmas.

Christmas season means that the end of the year is also right around the corner. This time it's the end of a decade so why don't you vote for your favorite cat meme of the decade

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Spooky Cardboard Mansion: Every Cat's Dream Realized

Happy October! This month is filled with Halloween goodness and we're kicking off with this aww-dorable Halloween cardboard mansion! 

It's actually a cat scratcher but will fool everyone (including your cat) into thinking your cat is a Dark Lord of Hallows Eve!

Check out these furr-monsters enjoying their new spooky digs! 

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Target, The Classier Walmart (24 Images)

By the looks of these classy meets trashy moments, we'd say that Target serves as a solid example of the place people go to, when they're willing to spend a little extra money. If these left you wanting the full experience of Walmart going crazy, we recommend checking these out to get your fix. 

A series of ridiculous and uncomfortable images proving that Target is in fact the classier version of Walmart.
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New Target Employee Documents Their Bizarre First Week

Working retail, you get to see an amazing number of characters stroll through the front door. There's always something new around the corner, ready to completely derail your day, make you miss your lunch break, and in rare cases, actually make you sort of happy. This Tumblr user documented their first few days of working at a Target, and the world did not disappoint. For more retail stories, check these horror stories from Hot Topic employees.

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Guy Wanting to Get a Deal on 10 Pressure Cookers Ends up Suspected Terrorist

Going into this, you'd think the worst the can come out of it is that the store finds out that you're trying to take advantage of them. But no, it can get much worse. That said, you'd think it would dawn on this guy *a little* earlier that it might look *a little* strange to be buying this many pressure cookers. To see what a stupid person can do with a pressure cooker in the kitchen, among other things, here's some cooking fails

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20 Target Employees Share The Worst Incidents They've Seen With The Giant Red Balls In Front Of The Store

If you're going to have a full-fledged public freakout, make sure you do it like a professional lunatic, using Target's giant red balls. 

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