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AskReddit users reveal their first date dealbreakers | celestialism 3h Asking zero questions about myself while talking incessantly about themselves s alarming many dudes do this. Why bother going on date with another human if all want is hear yourself talk?!

First Date Deal Breakers People Have

A collection of times that people humbled themselves by lacking intelligence. | Poempoem678 tried getting out car with my seatbelt on yesterday.

Times People Realized They Weren't Brainiacs

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A collection of winter life pro tips that can help anyone glide through the season. | Lost_Gypsy_ 5h Put window insulation kits on lose up 55 homes heat through windows. This will drastically help electric bill and minimize draft. My wife is working on today actually, and will finish get home.

Winter Life Pro Tips To Glide Through The Season

A collection of the creepiest things that people said on their first dates. | Dubstepface 11h 5 Awards Friend told guy not only asked selfie but posted on facebook with caption my queen First time meeting. | baconkiller1 8h 1 Award just really like mustard" as she continues suck mustard packets worst part were at somewhat nice restaurant. SHE BROUGHT MUSTARD EAT.

Creepiest Things People Said On A First Date

people reveal their biggest wedding regrets | thumbnail LadyXaviaraH 2.6k points 5 days ago Wearing heels. Also letting my sister law convince stay at her house night before instead hotel slept on tiny, uncomfortable futon with my giant future husband, and slept maybe an hour.

People Reveal Their Wedding Regrets

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ask reddit, funny, 2020, quarantine, pandemic, funny comments, clever, witty reply, covid-19, alcohol, funny threads, reddit thread | r/AskReddit u/ggfchl go up bartender and tell him Make 2020 drink does he make? snowballer918 6h 14 Awards Pours everything 's spilled on bar mat into shot glass.

People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail

People describe the weirdest things they noticed about foreign countries. | Elbatcho 17h wasn't prepared hot water would smell Iceland. Because comes being heated geothermically smells like sulfur. Showering first time little bit shock.

Weirdest Things Tourists Noticed About Foreign Countries

A collection of loopholes that people were able to successfully exploit for years | BarnabyMoose 1d 8 4 Awards high school, our p.e. grade based on improvement took skills test at beginning and another at end and grade based on much improved. So, once learned always sucked at first test and then did miraculously better at second, so had massive "improvement" and thus better grade.

Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

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People describe short and clean jokes that never fail to get the laughs. | erobed2 11h 3 8 2 Awards Plateaus are highest form flattery.

Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

Most ridiculous things that kids asked of mall santas | i_live_in_a_truck 1d 1 Award 6 years old want be happy

Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults

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People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged

The most heart melting compliments that girls have ever received. | extracrispybacon3 19h 1 Award literally just picking up trash and he said type person 's gonna change world" Q Reply 1 1.2k

Most Heart Melting Compliments Girls Have Received

The strangest compliments that people have ever received | jo-hn-dea-ux Im like piece furniture, dont do much but notice im not there.

Weirdest Compliments People Received

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men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.

Men Reveal The Things Which Really Make Them Feel Manly

can pets tell apart identical twins, a reddit thread - thumbnail of reddit question about identical twins and pets and someone's story of her cat | Identical twins that own pets, what was your pet's reaction when they saw your twin? liberty285code6 29 days ago S My mom has cats and don't think they can tell my sister and apart. Also note don't think my 3-year-old nephew can tell my sister and apart think he just believes he has one very attentive aunt.

Redditors Reveal How Their Pets Reacted To Seeing Their Human's Twin

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28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

‘(They) tried to drag the dog back to the car physically.’: Woman saves Great Pyrenees puppy from previous neglectful owners who abandoned the dog and tried to take it back by force

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‘I was only taking him in as a foster, then, but after six months, he came back to me, and I knew I wouldn't be able to let him go again.’: Great pyrenees pup rescued from farm that failed him and given the loving furever home he deserves in Massachusetts

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2025’s 50 Rarest and Most Fabulous Felines Flaunting Their Fascinating and Unique Fur Designs and Patterns

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