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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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worst text messages to wake up to - cover pic "You're famous now but not in a good way"

The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

People describe the food combos that sound gross but are delicious | snapdragon_23•4d Fried potatoes and maple syrup Reply 401

Gross Food Combos That Are Actually Delicious

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men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.

Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

Night shifters describe their creepiest paranormal experiences on the job | thisbillgates 1d worked at 7/11. One night kept hearing sounded like little girl crying, but store completely empty. Whenever l'd go area where thought coming l'd hear somewhere else hope somebody messing with but Il'm not sure Reply 4.7k

Night Shifters Creepiest Paranormal Experiences

men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.

Men Reveal The Things Which Really Make Them Feel Manly

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Non-Americans share their biggest culture shocks when visiting America | jtel21 6h Honestly shocked at size portions at fast food outlets. Reply 323

Non-Americans Biggest Culture Shocks When Visiting America

People describe the worst field trips that they ever went on | HitherFriendly 17h Trip fort had look bus since they wouldn't allow us and went back school. Reply 289

Worst Field Trips People Ever Went On

People describe the various things that they are hilariously bad at | reddit post by odoms365 6h Dancing genuinely cannot coordinate my body do Reply 1 2.7k

AskReddit Thread: Things People Are Hilariously Bad At

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A collection of the funniest reviews that students left for teachers | helicopterpurple 12h 's two words long devil Twice got twice. Either two students left or one wanted make sure didn't miss Either way whooped out loud and showed all my friends Understand, most my scores are positive, and do care about my students think and doing right by them. But just hit funny devil Reply 319

Funniest Reviews Students Left For Teachers

employees reveal stupidest things seen in job applications - cover image had someone put down "Jesus" for a reference

Employers Reveal Stupidest Answers Seen On Job Applications

A collection of polite ways to end conversations with chatterboxes | _zugunruhe_ 12h 2 Awards If cannot get word best thing do is drop something which typically leads person stop talking, giving break say forgot needed do something. Reply 7.7k

Most Polite Ways To End Conversations

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things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.

Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life

Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k

AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

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Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi

Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

People describe their favorite paradoxes in an AskReddit thread | BabyParmesanHead 13h Entry level position requiring 5+ years experience. Reply 1 3.5k

People's Favorite Paradoxes