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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories.

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Funny stories from /r/AskReddit of people who did embarrassing things | MissyDeanna 2y 34 years old and my Dad still tells following story doing dumb thing anyone willing listen 8 years old got pack Big League Chew gum hanging out garage with my Dad he saw about open gum he said Now whatever do, do not put this eye said ok won't then walked into house, went upstairs into my bathroom, chewed on ton gum, took out my mouth and put on my eye gum perfect texture sticky and stuck my eyebrow and all my

Embarassing Instances Of Absentminded Stupidity

People describe common things in one country, but rare in other countries | Damagingking7 23h 4 Awards Colombia, hot chocolate is served with slices salted cheese Reply 4.9k

Common Things In One Country But Rare In Others

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unsaid rules couples follow in relationship with no questions asked - cover pic | TheDanishThede If the cat is on your lap, you can ask your partner to do or get stuff for you, no questions asked.

Unsaid Rules People Follow With Their SO, No Questions Asked

A collection of insults that sound like compliments | CaptainShitHead1 4h 6 Awards on top bell curve Reply 9.3k

Deceptive Insults That Sound Like Compliments

reddit thread of what would be in a 2020 museum gift shop - cover pic describing fun things that would all be cancelled and only return half the money | jellyfishrunner 172 points 1 day ago Lots really exciting things, like vouchers skydives, holidays etc. But once buy get an email rescheduling one month on, every month, until 's cancelled, and get half money back.

Redditors Reveal: What Would Be in The Museum of 2020

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People describe the most cringeworthy types of tattoos that they've seen | Gingeraffe25 1d Couple tattoos like portraits or names. Mostly they proudly tell s because they've been together 5 months and just know they stay together forever. Reply 11.0k

Most Cringeworthy Types Of Tattoos

worst text messages to wake up to - cover pic "You're famous now but not in a good way"

The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

People describe the food combos that sound gross but are delicious | snapdragon_23•4d Fried potatoes and maple syrup Reply 401

Gross Food Combos That Are Actually Delicious

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men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.

Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

Night shifters describe their creepiest paranormal experiences on the job | thisbillgates 1d worked at 7/11. One night kept hearing sounded like little girl crying, but store completely empty. Whenever l'd go area where thought coming l'd hear somewhere else hope somebody messing with but Il'm not sure Reply 4.7k

Night Shifters Creepiest Paranormal Experiences

men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.

Men Reveal The Things Which Really Make Them Feel Manly

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Non-Americans share their biggest culture shocks when visiting America | jtel21 6h Honestly shocked at size portions at fast food outlets. Reply 323

Non-Americans Biggest Culture Shocks When Visiting America

People describe the worst field trips that they ever went on | HitherFriendly 17h Trip fort had look bus since they wouldn't allow us and went back school. Reply 289

Worst Field Trips People Ever Went On

People describe the various things that they are hilariously bad at | reddit post by odoms365 6h Dancing genuinely cannot coordinate my body do Reply 1 2.7k

AskReddit Thread: Things People Are Hilariously Bad At

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A collection of the funniest reviews that students left for teachers | helicopterpurple 12h 's two words long devil Twice got twice. Either two students left or one wanted make sure didn't miss Either way whooped out loud and showed all my friends Understand, most my scores are positive, and do care about my students think and doing right by them. But just hit funny devil Reply 319

Funniest Reviews Students Left For Teachers

employees reveal stupidest things seen in job applications - cover image had someone put down "Jesus" for a reference

Employers Reveal Stupidest Answers Seen On Job Applications