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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories.

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A collection of the strangest things that sailors have seen out at sea | gozba 7h dolphin swimming with sponge his mouth crew member with asked if knew why dolphin has sponge his mouth didn't know course. He said because dolphins have no hands.

Strangest Things Sailors Have Seen At Sea

A collection of the pettiest curses that people would put on their archenemies | mondaymisery 1d 1 Award Always step wet spot while wearing socks Reply

Petty Curses People Would Put On Their Archenemies

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People describe the best riddles that they've ever heard of | Underwhelming Twin 5h maker doesn't want buyer doesn't use user doesn't know

The Best Riddles That People Know

An AskReddit thread about people that actually love their jobs | jarofherb 11h get paid an excessive amount deliver excessively priced appliances extremely excessively well funded occupants Lake Tahoe. Like 90 job is just going on an amazing drive.

People That Love Their Jobs

The fastest times that people's new co-workers were fired from their jobs | alejo699 video game test lead, and once had guy who came on his first day, sit down less than an hour, then shout can't play video games eight hours and storm out.

Fastest Times People's New Co-Workers Were Fired

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

Deep sleepers describe the craziest things that they've ever slept through | OakNogg have slept through our fire alarm numerous times and tree falling into our house.

Craziest Things Deep Sleepers Slept Through

People describe the most mindless occurrences that they've ever witnessed | hjallday182 14h witnessed family try and set up trampoline on concrete without legs on, they then jumped on 10 minutes kids were crying because they thought didn't work. Dad scratched his head several minutes while walking on and doing half bounces. They just built ring and laid on concrete should have taken video.

Most Mindless Things People Have Witnessed

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People describe various downsides to being an adult in an AskReddit thread | soundecember Award ordering food is actually expensive and parents weren't lying

Total Downsides About Being An Adult

An AskReddit thread about things that grew classier over time | jasenzero1 Eating lobster. Used be so abundant fed prisoners. VillyD known as cockroach sea

Things That Grew Classier Over Time

People describe their favorite polite insults that they've heard | ReaverRogue 4d 's nice so ordinary. Reply 233

People's Favorite Polite Insults

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moments people realized their youth was over | thumbnail Text - bobs_aspergers 168 points · 13 days ago I pulled a muscle in my jaw from yawning. It was severe enough I had to go to the doctor and he gave me muscle relaxers.

Moments People Realized They Weren't Young Anymore

People describe the stupidest things that they had to explain to clueless individuals | ashp10 7h although bendy, aluminum is indeed metal and CANNOT go into microwave

Most Obvious Things That Had To Be Explained To People

Hiring managers describe the biggest red flags that they saw on resumes | Si-Ran 3d WRITTEN LIKE 4TH GRADER

Biggest Red Flags Hiring Managers Saw On Resumes

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People describe their paranormal experiences in an AskReddit thread | habitualinesteppa 16h Felt really uneasy one night so went downstairs sleep instead my room next day everyone my family said they saw an ominous orb light floating around.

People Describe Their Paranormal Experiences

People describe various downsides to being an adult in an AskReddit thread | soundecember Award ordering food is actually expensive and parents weren't lying

Total Downsides About Being An Adult

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'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting

'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting

Dad earning $200K a year asks stay-at-home mom to limit excess spending to $600 per week, she refuses to do so: 'Once the $600 is spent, she will just reach for another credit card'

Dad earning $200K a year asks stay-at-home mom to limit excess spending to $600 per week, she refuses to do so: 'Once the $600 is spent, she will just reach for another credit card'

Father catches neighbor giving his son’s basketball to their kid, claims it’s a birthday present: 'I felt bad for the kid, so I let him keep it'

Father catches neighbor giving his son’s basketball to their kid, claims it’s a birthday present: 'I felt bad for the kid, so I let him keep it'

48 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Being the Most Cat They Can Get

48 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Being the Most Cat They Can Get

'Please record the entire encounter': HOA sends letter to resident demanding they pay pet rent for their unauthorized "cat", only to find out that it's neither fluffy nor feline

'Please record the entire encounter': HOA sends letter to resident demanding they pay pet rent for their unauthorized "cat", only to find out that it's neither fluffy nor feline

'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': Boss denies IT employee's vacation request until he trains the new hire on a decade worth of experience, employee refuses and submits his resignation instead

'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': Boss denies IT employee's vacation request until he trains the new hire on a decade worth of experience, employee refuses and submits his resignation instead

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