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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People that screwed themselves over in court | Belgian_friet 3d Not lawyer, but law student. This case my professor showed us class. Some guy accused something cannot remember but judge spoke him free because there wasn't enough evidence he had done Guy said "thank judge, l'll never do again DA appealed and got him convicted Reply 681

People That Screwed Themselves Over In Court

The cringiest things that brides and grooms have done for their weddings | aPKPirate 1h Ive worked over 200 weddings at same venue, many couples wanted fireworks and had company could always do show couple ALWAYS, without fail, would pick Firework by Katy Perry play during show. Reply 1.4k

Cringiest Things Brides And Grooms Have Done

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An AskReddit thread about the most useless things that students were taught in school | MooPara 6h Math. All highschool math learned pretty much useless and had relearn everything university aware can't really teach some these subjects highschoolers, but then highschool math should teach problem solving and not half-memorising incomplete algorithms. Reply 80

Most Useless Things Students Were Taught In School

people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes

Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves

Lazy people that accomplished their jobs the easiest ways possible | Downvotesdarksouls 4h 1 Award My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars week if he did all his chores with out needing be told or complaining. One day he gets home early work and sees neighbor kid tossing bag trash. He asks him he is doing and kid says he gets 5 bucks week take care few chores. My nephew outsourced his chores. Reply 1 37.7k

Lazy Workers That Used Shortcuts In Their Jobs

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funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."

Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi

Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

People that knew celebs before they were famous share their stories | Patrick_B8man 1d My father is long haul trucker, knew James Cameron his 20s he trucker too. Said guy always insanely smart and would go out and basically take every engine apart and put back together so if needed rig fixing and he around search him out. They stayed friends and actually got visit him LA over Xmas once, now live Europe so don't think they talk much, but he's really smart, and intense, although not expected him b

AskReddit Thread: People That Knew Celebs Before They Were Famous

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Various man secrets get shared in an AskReddit thread | realbadaccountant 23.0k points· 2 days ago S 2 6 people come crying us, our first inclination is fix problem. Since this is (often) not possible, lead with something along lines Can vent minute Or anything signals us this is just time active listening, rather than problem solving session.

AskReddit Thread: Man Secrets Get Divulged

people reveal coma stories cover photo person explaining what it's like to be in a coma | ManiacMando 5.2k points 23 hours ago hit by car 5years old. Ended up with toxic shock syndrome and went into coma 4 months just remember some very weird 'dreams which can still recall vividly 26 years later. Someone mentioned something about visiting another realm, and thats pretty close mark.

People Reveal What It's Like To Be In A Coma

Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Their Weddings Cover Photo Example Of Bad Wedding | toxictribe 33.1k points 17 hours ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late her own wedding. Southern California an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants get married her yoga outfit groom shut down and she refused change her clothes groom decided leave her looking stupid and they never got married.

Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Weddings

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People describe minor nuisances that drive them insane | Nellie_blythe 18h 1 Award Having an eyelash stuck eyeball Reply 480

Minor Nuisances Worse Than Wet Socks

A collection of interview responses that did people in | willywag 18.3k points 14 hours ago edited 5 hours ago There guy who walked into conference room interview him, told have seat and said "let's talk".

AskReddit Thread: Interview Responses That Did People In

Americans try to describe Walmart to Europeans. | OPs_other_username 17h So imagine all those small shops specialize different wares and services clothing electronics jewelry guns. Now gather them all one place. Then turn on compactor switch. then crush them, grind them, mangle them and their dreams and then, while they are still breathing their last breath pour giant concrete slab over them Then buy generic forms their products oversea sweatshops and sell Viola s Walmart. Reply 1 1.4k

AskReddit Thread: Americans Describe Walmart To Europeans

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People describe the fails they fixed before anyone else noticed | LittleRosi 23h Worked an company. Had switch routines data backups because even don't know anymore. Forgot switch them on again. After around 2 years noticed more by coincidence. Felt very warm and sweaty instantly. if data loss had happened would have been end company. And end my career course. Reply 324

Fails People Corrected Before Anyone Noticed

Airport Karen yells at everyone, and doesn't realize she has TSA pre-check. | r/pettyrevenge u/wallywoofdog 73d Join 1 Airport Karen decides show up 30 minutes before flight few years ago my college sports team flying out competition were flying out our own town which has notoriously quick and easy airport experiences those us who know well flying alone 's generally no sweat show up only an hour before, or even less, but this is ALWAYS risk all airports even small ones. Our team 20 people showed

Airport Karen Pitches A Fit For No Reason