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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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A collection of polite ways to end conversations with chatterboxes | _zugunruhe_ 12h 2 Awards If cannot get word best thing do is drop something which typically leads person stop talking, giving break say forgot needed do something. Reply 7.7k

Most Polite Ways To End Conversations

People describe the laziest attempts at being helpful that they've ever seen | Consideration-Think 23h started choking on my water and my grandma handed tissue Reply 1 2.6k

Laziest Attempts At Being Helpful People Have Seen

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People describe the strangest mysteries that are still unsolved | ironwolf6464 11h Flight 19 December 5, 1945. Five bomber craft on routine training run became lost while heading back and eventually disappeared entirely. Audio has them saying they thought they had ended up over Florida Keys, but wind could not have allowed Even more interesting is fact rescue craft dispatched locate them also disappeared. Reply 2.4k

Strangest Mysteries That Are Still Unsolved

things that happen in movies that wouldn't happen in real life - cover image detective finding parking spot outside | ataru-moroboshi 27.9k points 21 hours ago Wherever detective has go, he always finds parking spot right front place. Downtown Manhattan included.

Things That Are Normal In Movies, But Wouldn't Happen In Real Life

People describe various loopholes that they discovered and exploited | go_do_that_thing 1d Mc Cheapy. McFlurries were like 4 bucks. All is is ice cream cup with some shots topping. They dont even mix So asked soft serve, 30c, two shots toppings 1 cup and spoon (free) Reply 319

Loopholes People Found And Exploited

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An AskReddit thread about movie logic not holding up to real life | Ask friends meet at predetermined time and place with no explanation as why have hard time getting friends meet up legitimate reasons with advanced notice. Meanwhile, movie characters come together an abandoned warehouse Brazil like all walk at same time Why'd call Reply 1 12.2k

Movie Logic Moments That Don't Happen In Real Life

People that took revenge after being pushed too far | sonia72quebec 5h My elderly Mother--law made little wreath put on door her apartment couple days later some asshole complexity destroyed She really sad about put back together and fixed added lots pointy needles put back on door. She told she heard some swearing at 6:30 morning one her neighbor. Reply 842

Revenge Stories From People Pushed Too Far

People that screwed themselves over in court | Belgian_friet 3d Not lawyer, but law student. This case my professor showed us class. Some guy accused something cannot remember but judge spoke him free because there wasn't enough evidence he had done Guy said "thank judge, l'll never do again DA appealed and got him convicted Reply 681

People That Screwed Themselves Over In Court

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The cringiest things that brides and grooms have done for their weddings | aPKPirate 1h Ive worked over 200 weddings at same venue, many couples wanted fireworks and had company could always do show couple ALWAYS, without fail, would pick Firework by Katy Perry play during show. Reply 1.4k

Cringiest Things Brides And Grooms Have Done

An AskReddit thread about the most useless things that students were taught in school | MooPara 6h Math. All highschool math learned pretty much useless and had relearn everything university aware can't really teach some these subjects highschoolers, but then highschool math should teach problem solving and not half-memorising incomplete algorithms. Reply 80

Most Useless Things Students Were Taught In School

people giving advice to their 15-year-old self - you're not slick your parents know what you're doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes | You’re not slick your parents know what you’re doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes

Advice People Would Give Their 15-year-old Selves

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Lazy people that accomplished their jobs the easiest ways possible | Downvotesdarksouls 4h 1 Award My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars week if he did all his chores with out needing be told or complaining. One day he gets home early work and sees neighbor kid tossing bag trash. He asks him he is doing and kid says he gets 5 bucks week take care few chores. My nephew outsourced his chores. Reply 1 37.7k

Lazy Workers That Used Shortcuts In Their Jobs

funny messages florists had to write on cards with flowers - reddit post sorry I knocked up your friend | xelo_pyke 808 points 10 hours ago My fiancee is florist. She often sends ridiculous messages she's been asked attach flower orders. My personal favorite so far Sorry knocked up friend David."

Florists Reveal Worst Card Messages They've Had To Deliver With Flowers

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi

Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

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People that knew celebs before they were famous share their stories | Patrick_B8man 1d My father is long haul trucker, knew James Cameron his 20s he trucker too. Said guy always insanely smart and would go out and basically take every engine apart and put back together so if needed rig fixing and he around search him out. They stayed friends and actually got visit him LA over Xmas once, now live Europe so don't think they talk much, but he's really smart, and intense, although not expected him b

AskReddit Thread: People That Knew Celebs Before They Were Famous

Various man secrets get shared in an AskReddit thread | realbadaccountant 23.0k points· 2 days ago S 2 6 people come crying us, our first inclination is fix problem. Since this is (often) not possible, lead with something along lines Can vent minute Or anything signals us this is just time active listening, rather than problem solving session.

AskReddit Thread: Man Secrets Get Divulged