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People describe the dumbest questions they've been asked | wircruisen 4h worked retail woman who did not have her child with her asked if thought piece clothing would fit her child. Reply 1.8k

Stupidest Questions People Have Been Asked

Phrases from movies/TV that people never say in real life | minicrockpot 4d have an idea. Just follow my lead can't follow lead if don't know plan is!

TV/Movie Phrases People Never Say In Real Life

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People describe the various ways they'd ruin a wedding in five minutes | BLUS-Gaming• 1d 1 Award Quietly stand up and stand next bride as she walks up altar. Straight face and everything, and refuse sit down entire ceremony. If nothing else ll make everyone question who's getting married who Edit: Wow! My first award Thanks! Reply 3.3k

Ways People Would Ruin Weddings In Five Seconds

People describe the weirdest things they ever did for money | suicidalgrunty 2d 7th grade kid told if could learn move my fingers certain way he would pay 20. Took 2 days practicing my closet and did but never got money. Now show people this weird thing can do. Basically move pointer fingers, pointing at each other, around each other circle. But instead both moving forward, one moves towards and other moves away 95 people l've shown this can't do .

Weirdest Things People Did For Money

A collection of American habits that Americans didn't realize were so American | Small avocados. Went puerto rico like yo ill have like 6 those stuffed avocados Buddy like yo gringo think underestimate size our avocados here. Just have one and ill being more if want after had half one like football.

American Habits That Are So American

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Gamers describe their proudest achievements | hunter006 6h Being ranked as and maintaining slightly above average player Overwatch. There's people with mechanical ability and intuition who can left click heads and know they're about get flanked, and there's people with technical know who do things like ice wall under Junkrat traps break them latter have very little mechanical ability (and l've done drills, had coaching, changed my setup, etc climbed my way low bronze high plat haven't done ranke

AskReddit Thread: Gamers Proudest Achievements

People describe the clearest signs they ever received from the universe | Soggy-Job 9h 3 1 Award really don't like my job, and l've been daydreaming about could do just needed place be able do next day get offered house sit couple years this big Japanese house has storefront front. There's perfect space do would want do would live rent free and be ple save up buy my own business visa here wouldn't need work this job any more

AskReddit Thread: Clearest Signs The Universe Gave People

Teachers describe the moments that they realized kids were gifted | CountPeter 4h used put math joke/puzzle corner white board. Essentially 3 Golden Triangle numbers arranged triangle, and puzzle which gave letter as result middle short an Illuminati joke had this up quite few classes, with nobody being able guess on earth Until last class day student who suffered particularly invasive Autism just came took maybe 3 seconds at most, and then laughed saying "Why have drawn illuminati symbol on boa

Moments Teachers Realized Kids Were Gifted

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A collection of the most tech illiterate things that people ever did | Hysterical_Realist 21h work web dev, which includes some occasional photo manipulation. One client brought an old photo her great- grandfather, with his back camera. She wanted turn him around photoshop so she could see his face. Another client got absolutely livid with couldn't take hyperlinked words her webpage, port them over her print ad, and still have them function like link.

Most Tech Illiterate Things People Did

People share the most trivial things they miss about their childhood | cptadder 18h miss arcades miss mall North Carolina 's long since closed down had an amazing Toy's R Us across street Spinnaker's at one end mall which made entire wing smell like amazing fresh bread 24/7 and about 25 stores had wood panel walls see smoke shops most places went through North Carolina last year after being away 15+ years and crap some malls had gotten and fact South Square shut down devastated most fact fields

Most Trivial Things People Miss About Their Childhood

askreddit people reality delusional out of touch crazy | stormy-darklordofall 13.3k points 2 days ago Had friend who insisted she relationship with C-list celebrity whom she met once during comic convention. All celebrity's Instagram and twitter posts were her and everything had meaning behind celebrity got married, she said just media so she and celebrity could live quiet life he didn't do anything her birthday, she had breakdown. She went therapy not long after.

People Reveal Most 'Out Of Touch With Reality' Moments They Witnessed In Others

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A collection of scary things to consider when thinking about aliens | Lakna_Rokee 22d they might not exist. If there are aliens, they could undoubtedly pose threat humanity, but think most people want alien life exist elsewhere way aren't alone universe think most horrifying thing think about is despite incredibly huge universe is might be only ones Edit: Reread my comment. Alien life wouldn't undoubtedly pose threat humanity may pose threat. And 's assuming s intelligent life.

Horrifying Things To Consider About Aliens

The most severe cases of people being out of touch with reality | thunderfart_99 My parents' neighbour thought her garden too small her sons play So she met my parents first time first thing she actually said Can give some garden so my sons have more space play Thankfully my parents just said no context, they live very expensive neighbourhood where houses cost on average 750,000 1 million gardens neighbourhood are lot bigger on average than majority gardens UK never heard story somebody bein

Most Severe Cases Of People Being Out Of Touch With Reality

A collection of ways that employees managed to get their bosses fired | GrumpyScapegoat 3d used math prove their superior severely my boss had underestimated turnover 3+ years row, costing ton money and labor issues. One day earlier boss had screamed at my team until his face went purple, making huge spectacle front entire floor gist were colluding against company by handful us) electing not renew our contracts. Came back with graphs and maths, baby. He demoted and transferred out couple weeks

AskReddit Thread: Ways Workers Got Their Bosses Fired

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People describe the various dumbest things that they feared as kids | postmoderngeisha 6h time before old enough realize too large be sucked down bathtub drain.

Dumbest Things People Feared As Kids

Escape room employees describe the weirdest stuff they've seen | LondonJam3116 17h 1 Award Someone dug through six tonnes sand on floor follow live electrical cable which she then tried chew through. Edit: this after being told multiple times there were no clues under sand.

Weirdest Stuff Escape Room Employees Have Seen

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