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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People describe the various dumbest things that they feared as kids | postmoderngeisha 6h time before old enough realize too large be sucked down bathtub drain.

Dumbest Things People Feared As Kids

Escape room employees describe the weirdest stuff they've seen | LondonJam3116 17h 1 Award Someone dug through six tonnes sand on floor follow live electrical cable which she then tried chew through. Edit: this after being told multiple times there were no clues under sand.

Weirdest Stuff Escape Room Employees Have Seen

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A collection of laws that people insist are real, but are not | cushionblock 1h my country some people believe they can 'press charges' against someone can't report crime and police decide if they are taking further s not up whether charges are brought may want charges brought but police drop case. Alternatively can refuse press charges' and police can bring case anyway s harder without victim or witness cooperation but they still can do have right civil cases course but people say 'press charge

Laws People Insist Are Real But Don't Exist

People on AskReddit share the random things they remember from childhood | clusterlove 5h My mum trusted post letter her and put down drain cos drain grills kinda look like letter box

Totally Random Things People Remember From Childhood

askreddit confused items mistake hands items funny | garlicbreaddick2 22.3k points 1 day ago writing while drinking coke ended up stabbing myself face with pencil spilled ice cubes

Mistakes People Made When They Confused Things They Were Holding In Their Hands

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Various people describe toxic behaviors that are masked as virtues | Squiddification 18h 3 2 Awards had an -law who talked constantly about generous and compassionate she She could be both But she had tendency get carried away by she wanted rather than actually wanted. She kind person who would throw big party explicitly told her didn't want party, and she would talk constantly about overwhelmed she planning party and should help all these ways because can't do this on my own Her plans were over

Toxic Behaviors Disguised As Virtues

reddit cheap expensive brands comparisons off brand askreddit | ThisIsCody_ 272 points 20 days ago Milk WalMart looking at milk and an old man stopped He said he retired dairy industry. He told same milk plant same cows, fills different colored cartons same batch. He tapped his nose and winked and said s all same shit.

Redditors Reveal The Brands Much Cheaper Than Expensive Originals

Former flat earthers describe the moments that they experienced that showed them the earth wasn't flat | TrungusMcTungus 3h have an acquaintance met Navy, who joined specifically so he could see earth flat while at sea. Every day he would chart ships location, speed, heading, etc few times day so he could make map their path. Ultimately he realized path ship taking would be impossible if earth flat, based on distance they were travelling vs their speed he finally got skeptical earth being flat,

Former Flat-Earthers Moments Of Enlightenment

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askreddit wisdom life advice pearls lessons | Dutch_Midget 17 points 9 hours ago Just because can, doesn't mean should

Redditors Share Their Best Piece Of Advice From Life

People describe the most American things that'd sound crazy to non-Americans | TheTedk 6h Still weirded out about refills and sizes drinks specific soda low bar get drivers license. Traveling between major cities distances are insane especially just feeling completely alone middle nowhere

Most American Things That'd Sound Crazy To Non-Americans

A collection of AskReddit replies to people's struggles learning English | arnoldone 12h Why are there words even though they are spelled exactly same, they are pronounced different based on context guy is an invalid, he is bound his bed strategy used is invalid shouldnt have ever been accepted read every night read whole book while on plane.

AskReddit Thread: English Language Rules That Baffle People

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A collection of AskReddit replies to the sayings that annoy people the most | ReaverRogue 4h Every single piece office jargon ever. Hits include: Let's put pin Let swivel chair Nice e-meet email exclusive) Our core values are Let's touch base just ping on X There's no team 's on my radar Hit ground running Literally anyone uses this crap day day speech needs slap.

Common Sayings That Annoy People

Various foods that people would cook to torment Gordon Ramsay | Whatever he asks expertly prepared, without grain salt. Reply 23.1k meno123 14h 8 Awards This is exactly thought. Everything is absolutely perfect, but there's no salt. Ramsay would see protein is cooked perfectly and draped over most fabulous garnishes and isn't seasoned. Being who he is, he'd bring up Sorry trying keep our blood pressure down, so avoid using salt food Next comes soup fragrant aroma rises brisk medley seasonal ingr

Foods People Would Serve To Torment Gordon Ramsay

People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong

AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

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kids understand money askreddit value cost | nannerbananers 357 points 1 day ago stood on our toilet seat and broke around 10 so upset thinking biggest mistake my life and would cost my parents so much money replaced my toilet seat last week and cost 6.

People Reveal How Clueless They Were About How Much Things Cost As Kids

redditor obscure job reaction share weird wonderful funny | Separate--Earth 1.6k points 6 hours ago make coupons on back receipts know Mexican place coupon on back Kroger receipt welcome.

People Explain Their Obscure And Weird Jobs