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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit | 12h casualreader22 121.0K Senior year religion class at Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats two words not supposed say Jehova's Witness class wasteland boredom figuring hell, raised my hand and responded "Come Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had tumbleweed rolling by record answer Happy Birthday."

14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

People describe the times that they knew they failed | Shiks97 8h My previous relationship really not going too well and considering ending hindsight should have ended way before did. Anyway texting my mum am supposed be happy and celebrate his birthday with him know don't want be with him and just want end this Somehow message didn't end up going my mum but my ex. 3 whole days before his birthday. Needless say pretty crappy few months after

Times People Knew They Failed

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The most ridiculous reasons that people have been dumped | iamkokonutz 11h My ex's cat named "Ben girl dating's cat named "Bundles One day called "Bundles Ben She asked just called her cat thought about and then remembered my ex's cat's name laughed and told her and she super unimpressed. Broke up with next day.

Wildest Reasons People Have Been Dumped

People describe the kindest things that they've overheard about themselves | PonchoBeano ly longtime drummer. been playing bands over 20 years. recently just joined new band and after our first gig together overheard singer talking with someone about set and sound new lineup singer saying born drummer. this guy totally meant play drums so stoked he's my band probably coolest thing accidentally overheard about myself.

Kindest Things People Overheard About Themselves

People describe the craziest reasons that people have been fired | asleeppam worked retail, and had an employee would hide and take naps inside racks clothes. Somehow wasn't reason fired her fired her stealing clothes and then wearing them work.

Craziest Reasons People Got Fired

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People describe the most outrageous cursed foods they've seen eaten | HumansAreGarbage2019 1y Moms boyfriend. Crushed cheez- crackers into his coffee day he ate waffles covered spinach and fish sticks drizzled with syrup. All while LOUDLY smackin his lips sayin "uuuh so goooood Mom says dont let bother bothers .

Absolutely Bonkers Cursed Foods People Ate

stuff 2020 dealing askreddit gifs fathom | Justin Bieber. Dude still pops up in ads

Stuff We're Still Dealing With In 2020 That People Can't Fathom

People describe the simple plot holes that ruined movies for them | lazylion_ca 12h Why do Cars have doors, or seats? pixar disney

Simple Plot Holes That Ruined Movies For People

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People describe the dumbest things they've seen people do at stores | NecroJoe 21h woman who arguing with working produce dept grocery store) about she didn't like one side watermelon flatter, paler, and little dirty said s just they get they are on ground do mean they are on ground she thought watermelons grew on trees.

Dumbest Things People Did At Stores

People describe the most blatant cases of favoritism that they've witnessed | RRuruurrr 23h One my classmates always got better scores on comparable essays high school literature class suggested favoritism so decided write each other's papers see happened. Our study found no matter who wrote paper, if turned got worse grade than if she turned

Most Blatant Cases Of Favoritism People Witnessed

romantic gesture men AskReddit women romance love relationship | AllPurposeNerd 12.6k points 17 hours ago My last girlfriend arranged surprise birthday party at trampoline park turning 30.

Men Reveal Most Romantic Things The Women In Their Lives Ever Did For Them

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A collection of slang terms that dads can use to embarrass their daughters | FaroutIGE 2y while reading paper just quietly and slowly say gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gangggg whatever tune feel like recommend channeling sinatra

Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

Parents share the best weird flexes that they've seen from their kids | NobodyBallad 251d My oldest told she used control inside she my tummy.

Weird Flexes Parents Have Seen From Their Kids

People describe various psychological studies that turned up interesting results | AverageJames23 1y Not psychologist, but one where given choice between sitting down doing nothing and shocking oneself, people tend choose shock. Ergo would choose pain over boredom.

Psychology Experiments With Fascinating Results

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People describe those generally liked characters that they absolutely despise. | learning_to_fly_ 23h Everyone riverdale

Generally Liked Characters People Absolutely Despise

AskReddit insensitive questions asked funny rude monster | omg_daisy 23.9k points 13 hours ago "Why did give him money" my managers response telling her got robbed at gun point our store

People Reveal The Most Insensitive Things They've Ever Been Asked