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AskReddit women man worst opinion thing men men vs women | MultipleAutism 37.1k points 10 months ago O People expecting could fight.

Women Reveal What They Think Would Be The Worst Part Of Being A Man

People describe the worst customers that they've ever dealt with | sweetsummerchild97 2h will never forget time our customers riot cause ran out ketchup there thinking is this peak my US experience?

Worst Customers People Ever Dealt With

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kind stranger askreddit nothing in return free | w1256414 738 points 14 hours ago 18 and living away home first time UK, moved Canada couldn't afford much so walked two miles through snow buy bedding discount shop and having miserable day woman front cashier queue put $50 on store voucher card, handed and walked away before had chance react middle tough day really made difference. Definitely most memorable random act kindness ever experienced.

Kindest Things Strangers Have Done For Nothing In Return

Sign language users describe the signs that humans don't realize they're making | TheFickleDetective 16h people do Love trying do rock on lot

Sign Language Users On Signs Humans Don't RealizeThey're Making

reason dumped AskReddit relationship love breakup couple | raider34 1.7k points 8 hours ago Shared this before here, but this has and will always take cake College GF's Dad won 1 million dollars state lottery over winter break. Broke up with over phone, telling now rich can't afford date regular people like s really only thing wrong just regular."

People Reveal The Most Ridiculous Reasons They Got Dumped

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A collection of times that people challenged experts without realizing it | NickKnocks 4h My landlord tried blaming damage kitchen cabinets but didnt know im construction and am very familiar with home building codes. They placed cabinets too close stove and glue held laminate had melted.

Times People Unknowingly Challenged Experts

People describe the creepiest glitch in the matrix moments that they experienced | Adventuredepot 82d Removed painting wall during late evening cleaning, put away and returned wall see never before seen painting on same spot, put chill down my spine.

Creepiest Glitch In The Matrix Moments People Experienced

People are describing surprising things about themselves that sound made up | Kaibethha 17h 1 Award horse threw air child. But wasn't on his back. He grabbed skin my back with his teeth and yeeted .

Surprising Truths About People That Sound Made Up

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Lazy people that performed hard jobs in the easiest ways possible | KnowanUKnow• 104d joys being parent. As parent 2 hyperactive boys invented game called steamroller game would lie down across one end bed and kids would start jumping. At some random point would make motor noise and roll across bed. If they didn't jump time would roll right over them. They loved game just invented because wanted lie down few minutes.

Lazy People That Did Hard Jobs The Easiest Ways

AskReddit replies to times people saw instant karma served up | Ihmhi 7y working job where doing 90 hours week but only getting paid 40-45. Boss blew up on over phone, so quit effective end day finished up all my work and he tried sweet talk into staying, but held strong. Turns out he had work 18 hours day next two weeks trying find replacement. Edit: Some additional details so can stop answering same questions over and over again:

Times Instant Karma Was Served

strange compliment askreddit people funny insult | TomIsonMySide 22 points 8 hours ago bank teller looked at my (super cute) 3 year old son, looked back at back at my son, back at and said wife must be beautiful

People Reveal The Strangest Compliments They've Ever Received

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People describe their nicest or most unpleasant encounters with celebs | WatchTheBoom 20h 2 Awards ran into Adam Sandler outside Planet Fitness Brooklyn early 2016. As leaving Planet Fitness looked like he walking made eye contact, so stopped and held door him. He got door and stopped right before he walked through one those fake poses little kids make tell them freeze stood there holding door, plenty confused about five seconds just stood there- him, motionless and standing there holding door.

People's Really Nice Or Horrible Celeb Encounters

AskReddit replies to how Americans feel about switching to the metric system | Thenandonlythen 196d My persuasive speech high school speech class about why should convert, this 20 years ago got good grade but people love multiplying and dividing by 25.4 apparently | CreepiMacaroni 196d S 1 Award bald eagle screech

Americans' Opinions On Switching To The Metric System

AskReddit thread about multilingual speakers overhearing people that didn't know they understood them | eureka123 1y 3 1 Award Well my great aunt told story she once went into butcher shop she walked butcher talking with customer Russian (which she spoke butcher saw my great aunt walk and told costumer Russian he'd take care this "old hag and then continue conversation. So my great aunt English) asked pounds and pounds cold cuts, all sliced and wrapped all ready, she told him Russian shove up as

Multilinguals' "They Didn't Realize I Understood Them" Stories

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People describe those plot holes in movies that they just can't get over | star wars c3po ghostfrog 9h 8 million forms communication and Threepio doesn't speak Jawa?

Gaping Plot Holes In Movies People Can't Get Over

Redditors weird people funny askreddit strange | Moskavo 26 points 5 hours ago Girl who left one those hamster ball things on my doorstep (never told her my address filled with literally hundreds hand written notes, most which had generic uplifting quotes, but some were direct quotes over six months ago. Meaning day met her, she writing down and recording things said anyone thinking this actually romantic and sweet were no way romantically involved just had class together. Things got worse there

People Reveal Their Worst Cases Of 'I Attract Weird People'

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50-year-old tries "quiet quitting" after achieving mid-level management goals, ends up quadrupling net worth: 'Focus on [the] minimum amount of work [and] delegate everything you possibly can'

50-year-old tries "quiet quitting" after achieving mid-level management goals, ends up quadrupling net worth: 'Focus on [the] minimum amount of work [and] delegate everything you possibly can'

38 and 40-year-old get disinherited for spending $300k of father's money, get offended when sibling won't share her inheritance with them: 'I was the one who was there for him'

38 and 40-year-old get disinherited for spending $300k of father's money, get offended when sibling won't share her inheritance with them: 'I was the one who was there for him'

Retail worker leaves mid-shift to go to the movies, complying with manager's strict overtime policy: 'I had hit 40 hours and had to leave'

Retail worker leaves mid-shift to go to the movies, complying with manager's strict overtime policy: 'I had hit 40 hours and had to leave'

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