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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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askreddit scar story injury oops ouch mistake | munchinmonster 63 points 7 hours ago Walked into room and stroked terrier German sheppard got exciting and ran over strokes and accidentally bit my nose.

Redditors Tell How They Got Their Scars

People describe things that school taught them that ended up being false | ABronawithCorona 19h body cannot produce new nerve/brain cells. Turns out neurogenesis is very real phenomenon. Btw taught body cannot make new nervous cells this year my senior Human Anatomy class, long after neurogenesis discovered.

AskReddit Thread: False Things That School Taught Us

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The kindest things that people have done or witnessed. | nevermind-stet 15h 7 Awards talking some random guy bar, and he said he having surgery next day and didn't have someone pick him up after ended up driving him there, sitting with him before he went back, calling his parents he got out, sitting with him recovery, picking up his post op meds, driving him home, and making sure he okay before left. Never saw him again, and 's okay. Edit: aww, thanks guys answer couple questions: Dude just grab

AskReddit Thread: Kindest Things People Have Done Or Seen

A collection of insults that sound exactly like compliments. | RetainedByLucifer 22h 1 Award classic hope day is as pleasant as are This is coming retail worker FullI Karen.

Insults That Sound Like Compliments

An AskReddit thread about red flags when looking for jobs | Count2Zero 6h If they ask pay training s usually red flag s MLM or pyramid scheme. If they ask buy stuff on commission and then 's job resell big ol' red flag had job interviews where whole company gave weird vibe lots psychology questions like "do like be control while sitting an office building with zero privacy all offices had glass walls, so everyone could see everyone else. Needless say didn't accept their offer.

AskReddit Thread: Red Flags When Looking For Jobs

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cheezcake users Karen encounters facebook wtf retail memes customer service user submitted | Jesseleigh McAleer working retail Karen told she wanted jump over counter and claw my eyes out" because told her joke. Cant even remember joke anymore. But sure as hell remember her. Like Reply 1d

Cheezcake User Responses To Most Personal 'Karen' Encounters

People describe the strange and harmless rules that their families have | Commonsensewho 18h 3 3 Awards My rule walks: Every duck see must be confronted about their various love affairs lone male duck Sir Sir are aware where wife is have gotten every person l've walked with on this joke/rule. And case curious, ducks are all having affairs, squirrels can only get tax evasion, and geese are always up turf war.

AskReddit Thread: Strange Rules Families Have

IT workers describe the most ridiculous requests that they've received | soiledpantsforsale 3h Drove 2 hours replace touchscreen monitor had stopped responding; turns out they were wearing gloves used log these type callouts as ID-10-T errors

Ridiculous Requests That IT Workers Received

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People describe the worst movie endings that they didn't expect | tptch 20h Eragon. Well honestly didnt quite expect whole movie suck so much.

Worst Movie Endings People Didn't Expect

askreddit truths admit family reveal harsh | octo_bean 662 points 14 hours ago high school they thought at wholesome sleepover actually completely wasted on cheap vodka running around on local golf course and peeing without abandon

Harsh Truths People Would Never Admit To Their Family

askreddit creepy men women impress date stalker | egflynn 122 points 6 hours ago Let himself into my dorm and used our female-only lab shave half his body someone called cops, said had given him key my room and permission be there got restraining order. He then put himself up on homemade cross quad at Easter, with sign over his head saying he sacrificing himself our love had change campuses.

Women Reveal The Weirdest And Creepiest Things Men Have Done To Impress Them

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People describe the funniest things they ever saw at school | Habfier25 15h My friend asked go bathroom, and teacher responded with don't know, can And he said don't know, can settle divorce By way, he couldn't settle )

AskReddit Thread: Funniest Things People Saw At School

Hilarious times that gamers forgot to turn off the mic | YaBoyChadCarrington 12h Older sister telling his little brother (our team mate is her time play and she will turn off console if he doesnt get up, he insist "just this one match Please No..no NOO00O" Aaand disconected. Lol

Hilarious Times Gamers Forgot To Turn Off The Mic

Parents describe the weirdest things they've caught their kids doing | taikalainen 17h Found my kid talking hole sink he 2. Turns out 's where he said god lives. Carry on, ya weirdo. Ex's eldest hoarded cardboard tubes. If asked they were simply later youngest adopted and formed strong emotional bond with garlic about week.

Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing

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Adult life equivalents to calling the teacher "mom" | nice_strada 1y 3 1 Award Walking up wrong car and freaking out can't unlock

Adult Life Equivalents Of Calling A Teacher "Mom"

Europeans describe their biggest culture shocks upon coming to America | DaveLakowski 3h Jay walking and lack pavement/sidewalk on many roads found so hard just get one place another.

AskReddit Thread: Europeans' Biggest Culture Shocks In America