caption

The Best Advice Dad Ever Gave Me

It's squirrel...but don't tell the cat.

It's an awfully small dish. Are you sure you can fit a whole tuna in this dish?

WHEN YOU THINK YOU FIND YOUR MOM BUT IT'S A STRANGER

4 DA LAST TIEM IM NOT AN EWOK!

Panphobia is the fear of everything which is a pretty unlucky phobia to have. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I ran up to them and whispered "Boo!"

Red dot!? Fur gosh saik, datsa red SNAIKE!

u haz da rite to remain silent; uze it

You Probably Think Solitaire Is A Team Sport!

I'm Innocent I Tell You, INNOCENT!

Or a good idea for some...

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

You said every computer has a mouse

Polly always looks at the bright side

Hope their tv channel is getting a better picture now !

Maybe my friends are right. I really SHOULD have this growth on my stomach looked at by a doctor!