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Dang *bonk* Dang *bonk* Dang *bonk* Dang...

It says it can "swallow tails"

When your cat knows he looks better than you ... NO MATTER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!

"Don't laugh, human... still looks better than the girls you bring home"!

so deadline wow much ignore

I KNEW THAT ONE NIGHT STAND AT THE DOG PARK WAS GOING TO BE TROUBLE.

The Best Advice Dad Ever Gave Me

It's squirrel...but don't tell the cat.

It's an awfully small dish. Are you sure you can fit a whole tuna in this dish?

WHEN YOU THINK YOU FIND YOUR MOM BUT IT'S A STRANGER

4 DA LAST TIEM IM NOT AN EWOK!

Panphobia is the fear of everything which is a pretty unlucky phobia to have. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I ran up to them and whispered "Boo!"

Red dot!? Fur gosh saik, datsa red SNAIKE!

u haz da rite to remain silent; uze it

You Probably Think Solitaire Is A Team Sport!

I'm Innocent I Tell You, INNOCENT!