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I'd Rather Stay Here And Nap

Home Improvement's Next door neighbor's dog

GOIN' SHOPPIN' FOR VENISON... ...RABBIT, SQUIRREL, WHATEVER CROSSES OUR PATH, REALLY...

IF UR DOG COULD TALK HE'D SAY . . . .

*We* aren't going to the V-E-T

That look you get after you've eaten the last shrimp.

Not since lunch.

"Please, give me some of that, human! I'm starving to death! I haven't eaten anything for two whole hours!"

do I photograph YOU when you're----? oh wait, yes i do

EVERYBUDDY OUTTA THE WAY! WE'RE GOIN TA THA DOG PARK.

Note to self: Remember, when asking LIFE if things could be WORSE, it's a rhetorical question, NOT a challenge

The lobster bisque is going to take a bit longer than I thought.

Becky with the good hair Put a Ring On It

"Well, of course we're family! We love each other! That makes us family"!

Look at them suckers!

POOR THING IS STUCK IN THERE, RUFUS. WE SHOULD HELP HIM OUT!