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I've been staring at the ceiling for hours.

Six ounces of prevention

Bedder line me up anudder wun. My hoomin iz line dansen ... all by hisself.

My house, my rules.

You might want to sleep with the bedroom door locked for a few days.

Kittehs are not known for their understanding of the internal combustion engine.

I want the goldfish al dente not mushy.

Dont look at my face!

And he does it well.

I widdle, therefore I piddle sowwy

I'll give you your mail as soon as I hear the can opener.

I lost my skateboard again

It's your birthday I like to propose a toast!

What has been seen Cannot be unseen

ok, I is ready You can take da warm towels out a da ob da dryer.

We need power to the fluff cycle if we are going to make it past the washer.