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‘Moral of the story, MICROCHIP YOUR PETS’: Ex keeps woman’s cat for 2 years after messy breakup, but she rescues him with the help of a vet and savors the irony as his family grieves for a cat happily living with her

Etai Eshet

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‘CLEARLY, Karen was ramping up for some big fight’: Mother of 5 regrets trying to rehome kittens after colliding with buyer named Karen and her relentless requests obsessive late-night questions and fake veterinary emergencies

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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 2, 2025)

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'He can NOT keep locking her in his room’: New parent to 2 cats, Vegeta and Kami, deals with roommate who repeatedly locks Kami in his room and makes possessive ownership comments while she pays all expenses

Etai Eshet

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Pet sitter tries to steal cat Bessie when 12-year-old comes to pick her up after vacation by hiding her in a crate disguised as ottoman furniture: ‘Bessie jumped onto my bed, curled up next to my feet, and stayed with me the whole night’

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‘She gushed over Sofia and begged me to let her take my cat’: Teenager demands taking rescued Siamese Calico cat Sofia, escalating from begging to trespassing in an attempt to get her

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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 26, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Cat helps tenants catch 17 mice while maintenance keeps making excuses so they deliver evidence during peak touring hours and watch the landlord scramble: ‘We could hear her SCREAMING at the maintenance guy about his request’

Etai Eshet

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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 19, 2025)

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‘Who in their right mind would just let their two cats hang out in a high-traffic apartment hallway?’: New high-rise tenant props her door open to let two orange kittens roam shared space, tapes up note instructing strangers to keep them off the elevator

Etai Eshet

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Sleepless sister uses her hungry cat’s dawn yowls to pay back nights of nonstop dog barking: ‘‘They bark. At any and all movement, joggers, cars, the garbage truck, rabbits, squirrels, you name it, they bark at it’

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‘We got on the ramp to our exit. The cat decided this was the moment he wanted his revenge’: Preston the petty cat turns the passenger seat into a litter box during a frantic highway ride with family mastiff

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Cleaner’s complaint gets Scribbles, the campus cat, barred from dorm rooms, so crafty senior student forces administrators to soften the ban: “I was upset by the college email, but Scribbles was more so”

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Ex tries to claim partner’s cats, so the partner accepts inflated shared home buyout, leaving the ex with a €80000 loss: ‘The cats are with me and doing great! I am now living my life to the fullest’

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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 12, 2025)

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Entitled couple’s attempt to steal a neighbor’s cat backfires, leaving them with a mountain of vet bills, a court order, and a public meltdown: ‘We were astonished that they had the audacity. THEY CLAIMED IT WAS THEIR CAT THEY LOST’

Etai Eshet

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